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[KaiserDave]

lol @ Republicans thinking they will be able to "perform" in this race.

After my Dark out of State Donation of $11 in liberal money to the campaign of America's Reverend, it won't be long until Lolfler and Purdue are forced to dig their own graves at gunpoint by armies of poor rural Georgians, and African Americans alike, fully decked out in all of the latest in Maoist Revolutionary apparel that $11 can buy. Only then will they realize the mistake they made in not allowing their constituents to receive stimulus checks and/or Obamaphones. There will be no ceremony, and the only evidence that there was ever anyone at the site of The Great Purge will be a poster of a solid blue Georgia election map, and a signed copy of "A Promised Land."

Late post but still an amazing post

[KaiserDave]

Many people are saying this. Just the other day I was accosted by members of a local Maoist-Third Worldist organization while attempting to place an order at Five Guys. They were dressed in army fatigues and demanded that I "read Settlers by J. Sakai." After giving a lengthy denunciation of my participation in the international neoliberal imperialist system, I thought they might finally leave me alone. But then began collectively shouting "Scratch a liberal, a fascist bleeds!" while stabbing me. They stole my wallet and I only managed to escape when they began accusing one another of being "Bukharinite right deviationists."