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« on: June 06, 2022, 12:16:34 PM »

Me:  "I've eaten carolina reaper salsa that would make your goddamn Hindu gods toes curl, son.  Do NOT EVER question me, madrachod"
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2023, 04:24:25 AM »

Now that Biden has had the balloon shot down, it will be much more difficult for Republicans to argue that he hasn't been doing enough to fight inflation.

*ba dum tiss*
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2023, 12:09:28 PM »

GOP: Down with Big Tech! Down with Wall Street! Down with Woke Corporations!
Voters: Cool! So are you going to make them pay higher taxes?
GOP: What?! Absolutely not!
Voters: So are you going to draft new consumer protection laws and enforce anti-monopoly laws?
GOP: Dear God No!!!
Voters: How about raising the minimum wage and mandatory maternity leave?
GOP: What, are you crazy? That would be SOCIALISM!!!
Voters: So what ARE you going to do?
GOP: Complain about them on Twitter of course!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2023, 06:06:30 PM »

Ok folks. Let’s say, hypothetically, that I am a Barbie girl. By definition, that means that I live in a Barbie world. Now, assuming that both of those statements hold constant, one would have to reach the inescapable logical conclusion that life in plastic is fantastic. Now that we’ve established that, let’s also say for the sake of argument that you can touch my hair, and also hypothetically undress me everywhere. Ultimately this means that by using your imagination, life is your creation.
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2023, 10:28:05 PM »

Re: Florida's new "classical education" exam to rival ACT/SAT and emphasize Judeo-Christian values

Everyone start calling the clit exam and Republicans will quickly ban it.
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« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2023, 12:18:26 PM »

I don't have much else to say about the Virginia elections tomorrow, I'm just posting here to take a moment and note how amazing the name Chaz Nuttycombe is.

That's the name of a cereal mascot.
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« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2023, 01:48:45 PM »

Let me give you an example of effective political framing (in other words, facts dont matter and you can say whatever you want):

"Youth Unemployment explodes ever since House Speaker Johnson took over. He needs to answer for what he's gonna do to curtail how his reckless brinkmanship led to an unprecedented uptick in Youth Unemployment ."
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2024, 12:00:42 AM »

Re: Amazon joins Tesla and Trader Joe in suing constitutionality of NLRB

I bet almost all the people mad about this get weekly Amazon deliveries.

I don't, and even if I did, the idea that a business's customers shouldn't have opinions about how that business operates doesn't seem very capitalist to me.
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