An Olawakandi Center for Burn Victims

[Santander]

Zuckerman would be a Great candidate for his seat though, it's VT and let's face it Bernie and Leahy aren't retiring

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/wrong

There's going to need to be some ice for this burn

Of course you and Solid jerk each other off.

[Left Wing]

That's your opinion s109 and it's certainly not EVERYONE opinion on this forum, I told u put it on your Prediction map next year and I will put it 60% D on mine when I get my map

[S019]

The same job she has now:  grifter.

Such a hater. Her “grift” gave Joe Biden Georgia’s electoral votes and flipped two Senate seats.

[NewYorkExpress]

Read thread for context:

If I were a secret lizard person, I would keep that secret.

[S019]

Rivers of childrens' blood running down the streets is exactly the price of freedom that our Founding Fathers envisioned.  Other countries are too cowardly to pay that price, you see.

[S019]

Republicans are literally telling you to shoot innocent people, but the Democrats cancelled Mr. Potato Head, so they’re both equally as bad

This a burn of people who get triggered by cancel culture, but ignore the fact that Republicans want to lynch migrants

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

Oh put a sock in it Wallace, we are not going to turn this thread into Party Flipped thread 402515151.

[Proud Houstonian]

I'd say he's on crack, but that's basically confirmed.

Id say shes on that Ass-Cocaine from south america stop inhaling sh**t

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I'd say he's on crack, but that's basically confirmed.

Id say shes on that Ass-Cocaine from south america stop inhaling sh**t

Putting your own burn into the center?

[Nightcore Nationalist]

Imagine unironically agreeing with Matt Yglesias.

[S019]

The choice is between liberation from a permanent pandemic and a lifelong prison of endless mutations.

Vaccines ARE freedom.

The virus is still going to mutate even if 100% of people get vaccinated. This virus is here forever. Even vaccinated people are getting COVID (at a much less deadly rate, but they still get it). And the government is going to have to force us to get boosters every 8 months if we keep letting them move the goal posts

Don't ever gaslight me again by saying a government mandate is "freedom". You can shove that "freedom" up your ass

Y'all were right about one thing. COVID is just like the flu. Which is why this is probably going to be necessary.

Also

The anti-vaxxers are sure going to need some ice after this burn

[Badger]

As a heterosexual male, If I have gay friends does that not imply that I should start having gay enemies.

Normal human adults should not have "enemies". You aren't Iron Man.

[NewYorkExpress]

It's probably bad to speak ill of the dead, but this quote about Todd Akin was too good to pass up.

If it’s legitimate death, the body has ways of shutting that down.

[Schiff for Senate]

Will be the 47th president of the United States

Don't wish ill upon the country.

I think he has the potential to be the Reagan of this generation

Please Allah, don't punish us with this

Burn!

(But seriously, if OSR is saying that, he means it as a mega-compliment to DeSantis. I personally think not. DeSantis will obviously be more controversial and won't have a foreign policy like Reagan's.)

Well , potential doesn't mean he would actually be as good as Reagan but I think he could at least on domestic policy.

A piece of card stock with "PRESIDENT" written on it could be at least as good as Reagan on domestic policy.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

reinstitute the SALT deduction

The WWC had their chance, now it's time to cut the dead weight. No more bailouts, every state for itself.

Socialism is when you sound like a turbo-charged Neoliberal, the more turbo-charged Neoliberal you sound the more Socialist you are.

[Thunder98]

A sad attack on the reproductive freedom of women. Clearly the Federalists hate freedom.

As a woman in the South, this is amazing. Stop trying to speak for a group you don't belong in.

[S019]

A sad attack on the reproductive freedom of women. Clearly the Federalists hate freedom.

As a woman in the South, this is amazing. Stop trying to speak for a group you don't belong in.

This really isn't a burn and Atlasia does not belong in these types of threads

[TiltsAreUnderrated]

I have olawakandi on ignore, since I can never understand his posts, and they are very jarring to read.

You think you are so smart, your not, it's perfect English, your not a moderator, who cares about yo

[GeorgiaModerate]

I have olawakandi on ignore, since I can never understand his posts, and they are very jarring to read.

You think you are so smart, your not, it's perfect English, your not a moderator, who cares about yo

I have no doubt that OC speaks English fluently, but I sometimes think he’s typing in another language entirely.

[Schiff for Senate]

Seeing as the burn victim was the author himself, I think this belongs more in the hilarity thread, but I couldn't find it:

I'm so ugly when I walk into the bank, they turn off the CCTV.

[Schiff for Senate]

I admire his condescending attitude, although it is frankly impossible for me to take it seriously due to the fact that he must have atleast 30 fewer IQ points than me.

By definition, lower than absolute zero is impossible to obtain.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

I have olawakandi on ignore, since I can never understand his posts, and they are very jarring to read.

You think you are so smart, your not, it's perfect English, your not a moderator, who cares about yo

I have no doubt that OC speaks English fluently, but I sometimes think he’s typing in another language entirely.

I type on pbower2A post all the time and he quotes me all the time, he can understand me plentiful

The users don't like my post and CALTRINA I's French Republican as I have always said there isn't any French Republican he said that to alot of people he don't understand his post, CALTRINA had the most block post than other user, while I type one sentence

[Klobmentum Mutilated Herself]

My drinking habits haven't really changed since college.

Just drinking habits?

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Lean R. Candidate quality isn't going to make this race flip if Republicans are winning races like GA and NV. A change in the environment is what would be needed for Democrats to win this race. I'd say it votes closer to WI-SEN than GA-SEN or NV-SEN.

Sure what ever you say

[Badger]

cc Funny Posts Thread.

I hereby ask the mod team to ban me as NYE's post has drained so many of my brain cells that my IQ can make me considered mentally disabled.