How can candidates win particular states megathread

[‼realJohnEwards‼]

A massive earthquake strikes Portland on Election Day, and there is massive evacuation to NH (padding Clinton's already overpoweringly margin)

[Southern Delegate matthew27]

He doesn't. I have enough faith in the American people to think most of them won't vote for such a scum bag.

[Xing]

Same way that Trump wins (insert Safe Hillary state here): If reality decides to suddenly follow the whim of the most delusional.

[Xing]

He starts referring to West Virginia as "Maine at large".

[Attorney General & LGC Deputy Dwarven Dragon]

A massive earthquake strikes Portland on Election Day, and there is massive evacuation to NH (padding Clinton's already overpoweringly margin)

[Rand]

Rig it like she's rigging the entire thing. She may as well win all 50 states if she's just going to destroy the country once she's in. Rosie O'Donnell *sniff* ISIS *sniff* Paula Jones *sniff* John Podesta's grocery list.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Discuss.

[Biden Stans Are Cringelords]

Promise to deport all minorities, regardless of citizenship status,

[‼realJohnEwards‼]

Fracking in PA sets off a freak seismic event, and all of Coal Country falls into the abyss. 90% of Christians leave due to superstition about WV being a gateway to Hell (confirming their previous suspicions). Clinton wins by 537 votes.

[ProudModerate2]

See what you started Spark498.

[Rand]

Release the emails between her and Satan, summon her fire-breathing Hell monkeys upon the state and threaten to force West Virginians to get gay married to Muslims if they don't vote for her.

[Incipimus iterum]

Discuss.

[Dr. Arch]

She promises to establish a national prayer for oil day.

[Mike Thick]

[Wells]

Some say it's a real long shot, but none of the polls have included him, so there is no way to know for sure.

[AGA]

She must tell voters that she is against all regulation to prevent climate change. She would also have to go to the super liberal college towns of Oklahoma City and Tulsa to get voter turnout up there. We have had few polls of Oklahoma, and since Bill Clinton came close to winning it, it could be a sleeper state this year.

[Rules for me, but not for thee]

Are you bored? Even if he was polling 30-40% in a 3-way race. I doubt he'd win California.

[Rand]

Promise to arm fetuses with Glocks and threaten to use her diabolical weather machine to create deadly force tornadoes that would wipe out the Banjo Museum. Also replace Tim Kaine with Toby Keith. Their initials are the same--definitely a cost-cutter when reprinting yard signs and bumper stickers with the tears of children and baby dolphins.

[AGA]

He probably already has it in the bag since Clinton and Trump are both bad fits for the state. The real question is how Castle loses Vermont.

[BundouYMB]

A #TrumpTape with Trump praising the Texas Longhorns.

[AGA]

He must emphasize his policies on drug legalization and social issues and point out how Clinton is a fraud, leaving voters with no one to vote for except him. Also, he would have to get turnout really high in all the inland counties that he won in 2012 with a strong GOTV effort.

[Speed of Sound]

Are you bored? Even if he was polling 30-40% in a 3-way race. I doubt he'd win California.

He's just making fun of your useless-thread spamming buddy, Spark. This at least has the value of being amusing, though.

[AGA]

West Virginia is irrelevant to the campaigns this year since it is so safe. Bill Clinton won it twice by a large margin, and it even voted for Dukakis. Hillary Clinton does not need to worry about losing West Virginia since it is Titanium D.

[Fargobison]

Legally change his name to Bernie Sanders.

[‼realJohnEwards‼]

Well... running the math, a CA Clinton supporter is worth about 2 CA Trump supporters. So if he won 15% of Trump voters and 45% of Clinton voters, he could take the state. The megacoattails (amplified by being 3rd party) would then undoubtedly extend to every state west of the Mississippi; Johnson wins all of New England ('cause Bill Weld), and #BattlegroundSouthCarolina, handing him the presidency. The 272 Freiwal holds.