scutosaurus
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« on: April 01, 2019, 08:36:52 PM » |
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And now, the only cabinet that can truly satisfy people from all sides of the political spectrum.
President: Scutosaurus (D-Ga.) Vice President: Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.)
Secretary of State: Jimmy Carter (D-Ga.) Secretary of the Treasury: John McAfee (L-Tenn.) Secretary of Defense: Casey Cagle
(R-Ga.) Attorney General: Michael Avenatti (D-Calif.) Secretary of the Interior: Rudy Giuliani (R-N.Y.) Secretary of Agriculture: Steve King (R-Iowa) Secretary of Commerce: Howard Schultz (I-Wash.) Secretary of Labor: Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.) Secretary of HHS: Elizabeth Holmes (D-Calif.) Secretary of HUD: Jussie Smollett (D-Ill.) Secretary of Transportation: Andrew Yang (D-N.Y.) Secretary of Energy: Jeb Bush (R-Fla.) Secretary of Education: Arvin Vohra (L-Md.) Secretary of VA: Duncan D. Hunter (R-Calif.) Secretary of DHS: Jill Stein (G-Mass.)
UN Ambassador: Mike Beebe (D-Ark.) Trade Representative: Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) Director of National Intelligence: Chelsea Manning (D-Md.) Office of Management and Budget: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) Director of the CIA: Chris Cillizza (I-Conn.) EPA Administrator: Don Blankenship (R-W.V.) SBA Administrator: Jeff Bezos (I-Wash.)
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