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« on: February 18, 2016, 06:25:32 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2016, 06:27:42 AM »

If only the good guys had a drunk monkey with a knife...
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2016, 09:02:45 AM »

OMG, it's the dawn of the planet of the apes!!
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2016, 07:14:51 PM »

whoops, looks like our plan to train animals to #killallmen went off a bit early
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2016, 07:17:38 PM »

I'm not sure why a monkey was drinking at the bar beyond the fact that it was an "oversight," but I will just take this opportunity to observe that people who don't appreciate that animals are not capable of reasoning and reacting like humans are really, really stupid. I can't count the number of times that I, as a jogger, for instance, have been charged by aggressive dogs that various dumbasses have left unleashed. I carry fairly potent pepper spray when jogging, and I use it. Wink

And I could get on my soapbox opposing the ownership of exotic pets, but I won't. Dumb humans go into the domain of animals and bring animals into their domain and wonder why they get hurt. Stupid. Just stupid.
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