Misheard Song Lyrics

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

“Well here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson. She’s a slut—more than you will know.”

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

“Those are the sweetest guys I’ve ever seen” from Elton John’s Your Song

(It was really “yours are the sweetest eyes I’ve ever seen”.)

Speaking of—and I don’t know if I knew him to be gay at this point—I thought that he was shouting “Sodomy!” in the song “Saturday”.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Also, when I first heard it at about age 6, I though "Secret Agent Man" was "Secret Asian Man".

Same! I imagined them referring to a Russian spy (not knowing at the time that Russia is unlikely to be referred to as Asian).