Misheard Song Lyrics

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Calvin Harris ft. Pharrell Williams, Katy Perry, Big Sean - Feels:

Don't be afraid to catch fish. 🐟
One minute you're here and in Mexico. 🌮

Charlie Puth - Attention:

You've been runnin' round, runnin' around, runnin' throwing that turtle on my nail. 🐢

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Don't forget Taylor Swift's Starbucks lovers and Lorde's iPhone.

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Alicia Keys singing about 🌊💤🍅

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The very first sentence of Alice Merton's song "No Roots", but i won't tell what I understand... 🙃

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Does a native English speaker understand here: "Break my knees so I can't move"?

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In view of the occasion:

And I'll tell you, baby, it was easy coming back into you once I fingered an owl.

You don't have to say what you did: an Oreo.

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Cross my heart, hope to die
To my lover, I'd never lie
He said "be true", I swear I'll try
In the end, it's human eye (or humanoid).

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Beyoncé feat. Jay-Z - Drunk in Love:

"We woke up in the kitchen so you had to help with dishes." 😁 😂 🤣

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"There's a bathroom on the right."  (CCR - There's a bad moon on the rise.)

"Keep it common law."  (KC & the Sunshine Band - Keep it comin' love.)

"Love is a fantasy."  (Pat Benatar - Love is a battlefield.)

Some people understand Hold on! instead of Oh Lord! when listening to Phil Collin's In the air tonight. But even I can't understand why.

The F.B.I. spent several months investigating "Louie Louie" by the Kingsmen looking for hidden smut.

Did they hit pay dirt?

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To draw a line from music to politics:

"I was in a porno with Joe Biden screaming no." 😂 😂 😂

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In Germany, those misheard lyrics songs are commonly referred to as "Agathe Bauer" songs.
The simple reason for that phenomenon was an incident during a radio show a long time ago; an old lady wished for that one famous song where a woman screams "Agathe Bauer". As the radio hosts didn't know which song the lady was talking about, she started to sum the melody, et voilà, thanks to the host's expertise the caller got what she ordered... 😆 😂 🤣

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Sandwich love 🥪

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Alicia Keys singing about 💦 💤 🍅:

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Leave your infertile man! Asian ninja hoe, you should cheat on him.

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Old man, try to bite your dick. Oh my God! Naked tit nun, shake old guy dick. Oh yeah!

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I recently learned that the Masked Singer theme consists of actual words. I thought - like basically other fan of that show - that those voices merely sang: "Uuuh ah uh uh uh uh uh!!!", instead of the actual lyrics: "Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?" Who knew? 🤷 The real lyrics actually even make sense. 😅

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Some came to sing, some came to pray, some came to keep the dog away. 🐶