Misheard Song Lyrics

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

One of my favorites is this misheard lyric from the somewhat obscure Queen song, Headlong:

"Get your Russian hedgehog"

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

not really misheard lyrics, but when I first heard that Nicki Minaj song "Super Bass" back in 2011 I swore it was about a huge fish.

Super Bass = Superb Ass

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

“Those are the sweetest guys I’ve ever seen” from Elton John’s Your Song

(It was really “yours are the sweetest eyes I’ve ever seen”.)

Speaking of—and I don’t know if I knew him to be gay at this point—I thought that he was shouting “Sodomy!” in the song “Saturday”.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Also, when I first heard it at about age 6, I though "Secret Agent Man" was "Secret Asian Man".

That sounds like a subtly racist spy comedy from the 40's.