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« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2016, 03:01:33 PM »

Why was FDR's successor so masculine?















Because his name was Hairy True Man.

Hey, you said the jokes had to be horrible.
That was the single most terrible, awful creation I have ever seen anyone create, and that includes Jaden Smith tweets.
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« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2016, 05:29:34 PM »

Why was FDR's successor so masculine?















Because his name was Hairy True Man.

Hey, you said the jokes had to be horrible.
That was the single most terrible, awful creation I have ever seen anyone create, and that includes Jaden Smith tweets.

How Can Elections Be Real If Our Votes Aren't Real?
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« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2016, 05:35:19 PM »

Why was FDR's successor so masculine?















Because his name was Hairy True Man.

Hey, you said the jokes had to be horrible.
That was the single most terrible, awful creation I have ever seen anyone create, and that includes Jaden Smith tweets.

How Can Elections Be Real If Our Votes Aren't Real?
http://www.gq.com/story/jaden-smith-tweet-generator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99R94P8AVj8
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« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2016, 02:36:20 AM »

Guys, guys, these jokes are terrible. We should talk about something else, like movies.

For example, I was watching this movie about the 2000 election. I liked it overall, but I just felt it had too much Gore.
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« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2016, 06:36:49 PM »

What are streets in Afghanistan paved with?










Kabul-stone!
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« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2016, 06:39:57 PM »

What are streets in Afghanistan paved with?










Kabul-stone!

omg
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« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2016, 09:19:46 PM »

Putin: This is my-kraine
Ukrainian Independence Army: No, this is Ukraine.
Putin: Yes, my-kraine.

Germany-led "Fourth Reich"/EU: We will send many troops.

Putin/UIP: We did Nazi that coming.
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« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2016, 09:23:34 PM »

Trump '16: There will be hell toupe.
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« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2016, 10:18:50 PM »

This one is really bad but

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?





Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black guy.



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« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2016, 11:12:04 PM »

Why do AQAP members only drink instant coffee?










They hate the French press!

Tasteless? Yes. Too soon? Probably. If you wanted inoffensive jokes, though, this ain't the thread for you.
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« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2016, 06:24:27 AM »

Well, there was Atheist2006, and Vegetaboi, Derek, poundingtherock...

Oh wait, that's not what you meant by "Atlas's horrible jokes".
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« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2016, 03:01:52 PM »

Do the jokes have to be political?
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« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2016, 09:53:00 PM »

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?


Fathers Day!!!

Keep your "classic" racism out of the thread.

A$$hole.
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« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2016, 10:01:17 PM »

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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