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« on: December 30, 2015, 09:10:14 PM »
This is for any members with horrendous joke ideas. For more serious and thus funny jokes, I advise you to create a new thread for serious jokes.

Let's get started:

A: You know the worst part about the German lady I was dating who cheated on me?
B: What?
A: She had such Adolf ace, but I just had to Hitler.
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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2015, 09:16:34 PM »
No.
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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2015, 09:19:09 PM »

Yes.
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2015, 09:45:43 PM »
I'm all for bad (horrible) jokes, but they need to be "good" bad jokes.  And Hitler isn't funny and you shouldn't make jokes about him.  My grandfather died in the Holocaust.


He fell off a guard tower.
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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2015, 11:23:14 PM »
Quote from: dead0man on December 30, 2015, 09:45:43 PM
I'm all for bad (horrible) jokes, but they need to be "good" bad jokes.  And Hitler isn't funny and you shouldn't make jokes about him.  My grandfather died in the Holocaust.


He fell off a guard tower.
That joke is so old that it took part in the Beer Hall Putsch.
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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2015, 11:42:48 PM »
Quote from: Murica! on December 30, 2015, 11:23:14 PM
Quote from: dead0man on December 30, 2015, 09:45:43 PM
I'm all for bad (horrible) jokes, but they need to be "good" bad jokes.  And Hitler isn't funny and you shouldn't make jokes about him.  My grandfather died in the Holocaust.


He fell off a guard tower.
That joke is so old that it took part in the Beer Hall Putsch.
Now this was funny!
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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2015, 11:44:39 PM »
If I want to hear hacky Pollock jokes I'll just tune into Jackie Martling's radio show on Sirius.
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2015, 07:49:47 AM »

Just because he's Russian it doesn't mean you can start Stalin.
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2015, 08:21:40 PM »
When I was in college, I was a clerical temp at a company that manufactured kitchen cupboard hardware.  (Really.)

Which, I guess, makes me a former cabinet secretary.
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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2016, 03:04:30 AM »
Quote from: kcguy on December 31, 2015, 08:21:40 PM
When I was in college, I was a clerical temp at a company that manufactured kitchen cupboard hardware.  (Really.)

Which, I guess, makes me a former cabinet secretary.
that made me giggle a little bit. Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2016, 06:47:09 PM »
Quote from: dead0man on December 30, 2015, 09:45:43 PM
I'm all for bad (horrible) jokes, but they need to be "good" bad jokes.  And Hitler isn't funny and you shouldn't make jokes about him.  My grandfather died in the Holocaust.


He fell off a guard tower.

A friend of mine was working in East Germany in the 90ties, and some German dude told him that joke completely straight.
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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2016, 06:56:17 PM »
Come on, now. Hitler jokes go right out of Mein Kampfort zone. They make me absolutely Fuhrious, Anne Frankly you should all stop. And I'm fine if you keep Goring, but don't make me have to tell you six million times. It's not Reich, you should Gestapo, and if we can't come up with a final solution to these offensive jokes, we're going to heil.
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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2016, 07:04:45 PM »
Quote from: cxs018 on January 02, 2016, 06:56:17 PM
Come on, now. Hitler jokes go right out of Mein Kampfort zone. They make me absolutely Fuhrious, Anne Frankly you should all stop. And I'm fine if you keep Goring, but don't make me have to tell you six million times. It's not Reich, you should Gestapo, and if we can't come up with a final solution to these offensive jokes, we're going to heil.

my god
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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2016, 07:17:18 PM »
I did nazi that coming.
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« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2016, 09:08:49 AM »
A: My dog has no nose.
B: Really?  How does he smell?
A: Awful!
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« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2016, 09:11:48 AM »
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Myanmar.
Myanmar who?
Myanmar shadow.
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« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2016, 11:52:27 AM »
please stahp oldies, yur jokes hurt Sad
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« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2016, 02:33:07 PM »
Quote from: Murica! on January 03, 2016, 11:52:27 AM
please stahp oldies, yur jokes hurt Sad
Isn't that the whole point of this thread?
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« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2016, 02:45:30 PM »
Indeed, this ain't the good jokes thread.

Have you heard the one about the gay whale?  He bit the head off a submarine and sucked all the Seamen out.
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« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2016, 09:31:26 PM »
Here's a bad (but good) sexist joke:

Why does it take two women with PMS to change a lightbulb?




IT JUST DOES!!!!
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« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2016, 09:51:41 PM »
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?


Fathers Day!!!
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« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2016, 10:17:28 PM »
Quote from: Oldiesfreak1854 on January 03, 2016, 02:33:07 PM
Quote from: Murica! on January 03, 2016, 11:52:27 AM
please stahp oldies, yur jokes hurt Sad
Isn't that the whole point of this thread?
They're supposed to be funny in a terrible way and/or stupid, not physically painful.
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« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2016, 11:36:24 PM »
Quote from: Classic Conservative on January 03, 2016, 09:51:41 PM
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?


Fathers Day!!!
Oh Good Lord, that joke is more dusty than Hillary's vagina.

(Hows that for a really dumb joke??)
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« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2016, 04:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Classic Conservative on January 03, 2016, 09:51:41 PM
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Fathers Day!!!

Who is telling the joke matters a lot. Anyway, the pitiful state of black fatherhood is too much of a personally emotive issue for me to find jokes about it funny.
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« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2016, 11:35:36 AM »
Why was FDR's successor so masculine?















Because his name was Hairy True Man.

Hey, you said the jokes had to be horrible.
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