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Bono
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« on: May 19, 2005, 03:40:24 PM »
I'd vote for Bush, but FDR's corpose would win in a landslide.
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2005, 03:41:49 PM »
Depends who FDR's VP is.
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2005, 04:04:56 PM »
Quote from: Bono on May 19, 2005, 03:40:24 PM
I'd vote for Bush, but FDR's corpose would win in a landslide.

Why would you vote for Bush?  A corpse would produce the smallest government I can think of because it would do absolutely nothing. Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2005, 04:06:39 PM »
Quote from: Senator Gabu, PPT on May 19, 2005, 04:04:56 PM
Quote from: Bono on May 19, 2005, 03:40:24 PM
I'd vote for Bush, but FDR's corpose would win in a landslide.

Why would you vote for Bush?  A corpse would produce the smallest government I can think of because it would do absolutely nothing. Smiley

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Section. 3. If, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term of the President, the President elect shall have died, the Vice President elect shall become President. If a President shall not have been chosen before the time fixed for the beginning of his term, or if the President elect shall have failed to qualify, then the Vice President elect shall act as President until a President shall have qualified; and the Congress may by law provide for the case wherein neither a President elect nor a Vice President elect shall have qualified, declaring who shall then act as President, or the manner in which one who is to act shall be selected, and such person shall act accordingly until a President or Vice President shall have qualified.
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2005, 04:13:09 PM »
Wow, the humor was extracted from this thread after only the third reply.

This reminds me of The Onion's This Dumb Century, where one article has "FDR's corpse to run for fifth term."
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2005, 04:16:25 PM »
Quote from: A18 on May 19, 2005, 04:06:39 PM
Quote from: Senator Gabu, PPT on May 19, 2005, 04:04:56 PM
Quote from: Bono on May 19, 2005, 03:40:24 PM
I'd vote for Bush, but FDR's corpose would win in a landslide.

Why would you vote for Bush?  A corpse would produce the smallest government I can think of because it would do absolutely nothing. Smiley

Amendment XX

Section. 3. If, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term of the President, the President elect shall have died, the Vice President elect shall become President. If a President shall not have been chosen before the time fixed for the beginning of his term, or if the President elect shall have failed to qualify, then the Vice President elect shall act as President until a President shall have qualified; and the Congress may by law provide for the case wherein neither a President elect nor a Vice President elect shall have qualified, declaring who shall then act as President, or the manner in which one who is to act shall be selected, and such person shall act accordingly until a President or Vice President shall have qualified.

That all depends on what your definition of "shall have died" is. Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2005, 04:25:49 PM »
OMG GO CORPSE


DC goes to Al Gore.
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2005, 04:29:33 PM »
George Bush, if people vote for a corpse then there's something wrong! Wink
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2005, 04:51:55 PM »
Quote from: Senator MasterJedi on May 19, 2005, 04:29:33 PM
if people vote for a corpse then there's something wrong! Wink

Why? Corpses vote for people every election.
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2005, 04:53:49 PM »
Quote from: Semi-Retired Al on May 19, 2005, 04:51:55 PM
Quote from: Senator MasterJedi on May 19, 2005, 04:29:33 PM
if people vote for a corpse then there's something wrong! Wink

Why? Corpses vote for people every election.

Lol Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2005, 05:10:58 PM »
Quote from: Senator MasterJedi on May 19, 2005, 04:29:33 PM
George Bush, if people vote for a corpse then there's something wrong! Wink

What next are you going to say that dead people don't have a right to vote? What kind of fascist are you Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2005, 05:24:25 PM »
Quote from: Senator MasterJedi on May 19, 2005, 04:29:33 PM
George Bush, if people vote for a corpse then there's something wrong! Wink

I'm quite sure that John Ashcroft would agree. Wink
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« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2005, 06:28:19 PM »
Quote from: Semi-Retired Al on May 19, 2005, 04:51:55 PM
Quote from: Senator MasterJedi on May 19, 2005, 04:29:33 PM
if people vote for a corpse then there's something wrong! Wink

Why? Corpses vote for people every election.

Remember:  The Dead vote Democrat, the Undead Republican.
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« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2005, 06:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Senator Gabu, PPT on May 19, 2005, 05:24:25 PM
Quote from: Senator MasterJedi on May 19, 2005, 04:29:33 PM
George Bush, if people vote for a corpse then there's something wrong! Wink

I'm quite sure that John Ashcroft would agree. Wink

That's in bad tatse Gabu. Smiley
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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2005, 06:30:39 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on May 19, 2005, 04:13:09 PM
Wow, the humor was extracted from this thread after only the third reply.

This reminds me of The Onion's This Dumb Century, where one article has "FDR's corpse to run for fifth term."

Same here.
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« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2005, 07:57:15 PM »
Bush would win in present-day America, even against a living FDR.
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Gabu
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« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2005, 09:28:08 PM »
Quote from: Senator PBrunsel on May 19, 2005, 06:29:02 PM
Quote from: Senator Gabu, PPT on May 19, 2005, 05:24:25 PM
Quote from: Senator MasterJedi on May 19, 2005, 04:29:33 PM
George Bush, if people vote for a corpse then there's something wrong! Wink

I'm quite sure that John Ashcroft would agree. Wink

That's in bad tatse Gabu. Smiley

So are most of the funniest jokes. Smiley
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« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2005, 09:31:52 PM »
Quote from: Senator Gabu, PPT on May 19, 2005, 09:28:08 PM
Quote from: Senator PBrunsel on May 19, 2005, 06:29:02 PM
Quote from: Senator Gabu, PPT on May 19, 2005, 05:24:25 PM
Quote from: Senator MasterJedi on May 19, 2005, 04:29:33 PM
George Bush, if people vote for a corpse then there's something wrong! Wink

I'm quite sure that John Ashcroft would agree. Wink

That's in bad tatse Gabu. Smiley

So are most of the funniest jokes. Smiley

Let's abuse the emoticons like it's not annoying at all. Smiley
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« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2005, 09:32:45 PM »
Quote from: opebo on May 19, 2005, 07:57:15 PM
Bush would win in present-day America, even against a living FDR.

God Bless America!
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Gabu
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« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2005, 10:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Senator PBrunsel on May 19, 2005, 09:32:45 PM
Quote from: opebo on May 19, 2005, 07:57:15 PM
Bush would win in present-day America, even against a living FDR.

God Bless America!

Also, Barbara Boxer is a Senator in present-day America.
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