Oddly enough, Chelsea Clinton & Ivanka Trump are good friends

[Mr. Morden]

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/18/politics/chelsea-clinton-ivanka-trump-2016/index.html

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[Republican Michigander]

It's not that odd. Bill and Hillary were at Donald Trump's wedding.

[dudeabides]

Typical Conversation:

I: How is your father doing?
C: He slept with some cheerleader from the Knicks. How about your father?
I: He is suing Anderson Cooper this week for saying he slipped in the polls by a point
C: Oh okay. How is business?
I: Good. Working on getting some corporate welfare from New Jersey. How is your business?
C: Courting some donors in Egypt who my mother asked to donate to us when she was Secretary of State
I: What is your mother's new email address?
C: I don't know, she has so many I'm not sure which one she checks. How's Melania doing?
I: Good. She's going in for her 12th botox next week.
C: Do you like her?
I: She's dumb as a brick, but she's good to Daddy every time he flashes money to her face.

[Brewer]

Typical Conversation:

I: How is your father doing?
C: He slept with some cheerleader from the Knicks. How about your father?
I: He is suing Anderson Cooper this week for saying he slipped in the polls by a point
C: Oh okay. How is business?
I: Good. Working on getting some corporate welfare from New Jersey. How is your business?
C: Courting some donors in Egypt who my mother asked to donate to us when she was Secretary of State
I: What is your mother's new email address?
C: I don't know, she has so many I'm not sure which one she checks. How's Melania doing?
I: Good. She's going in for her 12th botox next week.
C: Do you like her?
I: She's dumb as a brick, but she's good to Daddy every time he flashes money to her face.

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[jaichind]

It's not that odd. Bill and Hillary were at Donald Trump's wedding.

But I thought Trump paid them to show up.

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Hillary and Donald were good friends as well, before they announced their campaigns.

[Kingpoleon]

Hillary Clinton: "I am very disappointed in Donald."

... What were we expecting?

[DavidB.]

Typical Conversation:

I: How is your father doing?
C: He slept with some cheerleader from the Knicks. How about your father?
I: He is suing Anderson Cooper this week for saying he slipped in the polls by a point
C: Oh okay. How is business?
I: Good. Working on getting some corporate welfare from New Jersey. How is your business?
C: Courting some donors in Egypt who my mother asked to donate to us when she was Secretary of State
I: What is your mother's new email address?
C: I don't know, she has so many I'm not sure which one she checks. How's Melania doing?
I: Good. She's going in for her 12th botox next week.
C: Do you like her?
I: She's dumb as a brick, but she's good to Daddy every time he flashes money to her face.

LOLOLOLOL

[Lief 🗽]

More disgusting misogyny from dudeabides. Why hasn't this troll been banned yet?!

[Migrant Crime]

That was a pretty low energy joke.  I fell asleep while reading it!

[publicunofficial]

I'm honestly convinced dudeabides is Jeb Bush.

Reasons:

-Thinks Jeb Bush can win (Highly suspicious)
-Likes Jeb Bush (Even more suspicious)
-Bad, dorky sense of humor
-Attempts at criticizing Hillary just come off as awkwardly mean

[Podgy the Bear]

Hillary and Donald were good friends as well, before they announced their campaigns.

I think they still are.  The Donald is wreaking havoc with the establishment Republicans in a way nobody thought...