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« Reply #2375 on: October 26, 2009, 05:11:47 PM »

Potential match-up between George W. Bush, John Kerry and a member of the species Allosaurus fragilis (Marsh, 1877)Tongue



Bush (R-TX)/Cheney (R-WY)
Kerry (D-MA)/Edwards (D-NC)
Allosaurus (I-MT)/Utahraptor (I-UT)


The Allosaurus' impressive performance in the South and Oklahoma due in part to some religious nut-jobs somehow seeing a living dinosaur as proof of the story of creation, and of course the Allosaurus' remarks where he said he was against the Separation of Church and State (prey in schools, geddit?).  He also does well in the Mountain west, where he and his running mate hail from, and he manages to win over a whole plethora of "liberals" and "conservatives, ensuring him a landslide.  Bush narrowly wins Texas.



Now for the Allosaurus' re-election bid in 2008, which has John McCain, Barack Obama and Cthulhu running as his opponents.



McCain (R-AZ)/Palin (R-AK)
Obama (D-IL)/Biden (D-DE)
Allosaurus (I-MT)/Utahraptor (I-UT)
Cthulhu (I-NJ)/Cthulhu (I-NJ)


Once again the Allosaurus landslides, losing the states of Arizona to the Republicans, Illinois to the Democrats and New Jersey to Cthulhu (though it must be noted that in New Jersey, Cthulhu was the only candidate on the ballot).  However, the Allosaurus does pick up Texas, Vermont, Connecticut, Rhode Island and 3 out of 4 of Maine's electoral votes.  Due to an insanity inducing warp in the space time continuum, Cthulhu is his own running mate.





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« Reply #2376 on: October 26, 2009, 10:25:46 PM »

Best case Obama 2008 landslide (unlikely, I know)



Dukakis narrow 1988 win



Inreddibly narrow Carter 1980 win



Ford 1976 win (low-key)



Carter 1976 landslide:



Before you post how great idiot I am: it's for fun Tongue

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« Reply #2377 on: October 27, 2009, 12:23:20 PM »

Best case Obama 2008 landslide (unlikely, I know)



Dukakis narrow 1988 win



Inreddibly narrow Carter 1980 win



Ford 1976 win (low-key)



Carter 1976 landslide:



Before you post how great idiot I am: it's for fun Tongue



To te contrary, I love this sort of maps. Smiley
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« Reply #2378 on: October 27, 2009, 07:44:02 PM »



McCain (R-AZ)/Palin (R-AK)
Obama (D-IL)/Biden (D-DE)
Allosaurus (I-MT)/Utahraptor (I-UT)
Cthulhu (I-NJ)/Cthulhu (I-NJ)


Once again the Allosaurus landslides, losing the states of Arizona to the Republicans, Illinois to the Democrats and New Jersey to Cthulhu (though it must be noted that in New Jersey, Cthulhu was the only candidate on the ballot).  However, the Allosaurus does pick up Texas, Vermont, Connecticut, Rhode Island and 3 out of 4 of Maine's electoral votes.  Due to an insanity inducing warp in the space time continuum, Cthulhu is his own running mate.

New Jersey wouldn't be allowed to cast its Presidential and Vice Presidential votes for Cthulhu; the Constitution forbids electors to vote for a Presidential and Vice Presidential candidate from their state.
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« Reply #2379 on: October 28, 2009, 06:51:36 AM »



McCain (R-AZ)/Palin (R-AK)
Obama (D-IL)/Biden (D-DE)
Allosaurus (I-MT)/Utahraptor (I-UT)
Cthulhu (I-NJ)/Cthulhu (I-NJ)


Once again the Allosaurus landslides, losing the states of Arizona to the Republicans, Illinois to the Democrats and New Jersey to Cthulhu (though it must be noted that in New Jersey, Cthulhu was the only candidate on the ballot).  However, the Allosaurus does pick up Texas, Vermont, Connecticut, Rhode Island and 3 out of 4 of Maine's electoral votes.  Due to an insanity inducing warp in the space time continuum, Cthulhu is his own running mate.

New Jersey wouldn't be allowed to cast its Presidential and Vice Presidential votes for Cthulhu; the Constitution forbids electors to vote for a Presidential and Vice Presidential candidate from their state.

I am well aware of what the constitution stipulates as regards to presidential and vice presidential home-states, but this is A) Cthulhu we're talking about here, an unspeakable insanity inducing god-like alien with an uncanny ability manipulate and warp the space-time continuum, and B) this a non serious fictional presidential election map.  Tongue

By the way, you are familiar with Cthulhu and aware of the works of H.P. Lovecraft, right?  Tongue
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« Reply #2380 on: October 28, 2009, 07:48:24 AM »

Can someone be so kind to tell me who the hell Cthulhu is ?
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« Reply #2381 on: October 28, 2009, 08:08:56 AM »

Can someone be so kind to tell me who the hell Cthulhu is ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu
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« Reply #2382 on: October 28, 2009, 11:09:30 AM »

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« Reply #2383 on: October 28, 2009, 06:16:28 PM »


LOL Tongue Thanks.
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« Reply #2384 on: October 28, 2009, 07:10:40 PM »
« Edited: October 28, 2009, 07:16:02 PM by Jbrase »

Warner/some Utah dem vs Romney/Pawlenty vs Snow/some guy from nebraska?
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« Reply #2385 on: October 28, 2009, 10:27:04 PM »



McCain (R-AZ)/Palin (R-AK)
Obama (D-IL)/Biden (D-DE)
Allosaurus (I-MT)/Utahraptor (I-UT)
Cthulhu (I-NJ)/Cthulhu (I-NJ)


Once again the Allosaurus landslides, losing the states of Arizona to the Republicans, Illinois to the Democrats and New Jersey to Cthulhu (though it must be noted that in New Jersey, Cthulhu was the only candidate on the ballot).  However, the Allosaurus does pick up Texas, Vermont, Connecticut, Rhode Island and 3 out of 4 of Maine's electoral votes.  Due to an insanity inducing warp in the space time continuum, Cthulhu is his own running mate.

New Jersey wouldn't be allowed to cast its Presidential and Vice Presidential votes for Cthulhu; the Constitution forbids electors to vote for a Presidential and Vice Presidential candidate from their state.

I am well aware of what the constitution stipulates as regards to presidential and vice presidential home-states, but this is A) Cthulhu we're talking about here, an unspeakable insanity inducing god-like alien with an uncanny ability manipulate and warp the space-time continuum, and B) this a non serious fictional presidential election map.  Tongue

By the way, you are familiar with Cthulhu and aware of the works of H.P. Lovecraft, right?  Tongue

Yes, but that doesn't mean I can't nitpick over minor details of an intentionally implausible map. Tongue
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« Reply #2386 on: October 30, 2009, 01:19:39 PM »



McCain (R-AZ)/Palin (R-AK)
Obama (D-IL)/Biden (D-DE)
Allosaurus (I-MT)/Utahraptor (I-UT)
Cthulhu (I-NJ)/Cthulhu (I-NJ)


Once again the Allosaurus landslides, losing the states of Arizona to the Republicans, Illinois to the Democrats and New Jersey to Cthulhu (though it must be noted that in New Jersey, Cthulhu was the only candidate on the ballot).  However, the Allosaurus does pick up Texas, Vermont, Connecticut, Rhode Island and 3 out of 4 of Maine's electoral votes.  Due to an insanity inducing warp in the space time continuum, Cthulhu is his own running mate.

New Jersey wouldn't be allowed to cast its Presidential and Vice Presidential votes for Cthulhu; the Constitution forbids electors to vote for a Presidential and Vice Presidential candidate from their state.

I am well aware of what the constitution stipulates as regards to presidential and vice presidential home-states, but this is A) Cthulhu we're talking about here, an unspeakable insanity inducing god-like alien with an uncanny ability manipulate and warp the space-time continuum, and B) this a non serious fictional presidential election map.  Tongue

By the way, you are familiar with Cthulhu and aware of the works of H.P. Lovecraft, right?  Tongue

Yes, but that doesn't mean I can't nitpick over minor details of an intentionally implausible map. Tongue

Yes it does.  Tongue
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« Reply #2387 on: October 30, 2009, 11:08:02 PM »


nope. i'll give you a hint: evc menu
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« Reply #2388 on: October 31, 2009, 07:38:26 AM »


You've had the first column of states go Republican, the second column go Democratic and Maine and Nebraska, who split their electoral votes, go independent.  Tongue
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« Reply #2389 on: November 04, 2009, 05:00:03 PM »

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« Reply #2390 on: November 04, 2009, 05:03:44 PM »

Take a wild guess...

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« Reply #2391 on: November 05, 2009, 02:26:42 PM »


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« Reply #2392 on: November 05, 2009, 06:45:02 PM »


Uh, the results of the 1988 Presidential election if only Virginia and New Jersey were allowed to vote?  Tongue
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« Reply #2393 on: November 06, 2009, 03:21:48 PM »

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« Reply #2394 on: November 06, 2009, 05:34:04 PM »

2008 Governors. Duh.
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« Reply #2395 on: November 06, 2009, 08:31:25 PM »

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« Reply #2396 on: November 06, 2009, 09:25:39 PM »


I would have said 2008 gubernatorial elections were it not for IN and NH.
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« Reply #2397 on: November 06, 2009, 11:17:06 PM »



NiK for President, 2044, after the assassination of President Supersoulty.

2043-2053, A New Era.
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« Reply #2398 on: November 08, 2009, 07:33:28 PM »

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« Reply #2399 on: November 08, 2009, 08:00:50 PM »



Popular Vote - R: 48%, D: 47%, I: 5%.
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