Re: An update on the life of your in-house Reverend :) 2

[Lunar]

"bolognae".

hah.  Isn't there a couple ways to spell that word anyway?  Bologna, Baloney, any others?  Not sure what they do in Oklahoma, Googling implies a dangling E on Bushie's post, but I misspell crap all the time

[Mr. Morden]

I misspell crap all the time

How do you spell it?  Krappe?

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Just thought I would let everyone here know that I have a Valentine!!  The Valentine is of the female gender!!  I'm going to be a whole lot more careful with this one, so I probably won't post about her a whole lot.  Her name is Susan, 25 years old, from good ole' Choctaw, Oklahoma.  She has no children, and never even has had a boyfriend before.  We're just starting out as friends and we're going to let the Lord lead it from there!!

He said so himself

Another crack in the matrix.

Yeah. I'm beginning to wonder how real BushOK's stories are. This is just too weird and these stories aren't adding up anymore.

I was going to advise that it would probably be easier to just try the opebo route for awhile until I realized that you won't have the money thanks to no job now and the pyramid scheme scamming you that you're stuck in. So tough to say what to do.

Maybe he should get a job in Hollywood.

[??????????]

Jooookelahoma where the women don't go on dates
Jooookelahoma where the men fall for stupid scams

sung to "Oklahoma"

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'm surprised that Susan didn't pass a note in study hall breaking up with you.  What were her reasons anyway?

A long list of problems that my mother later called "bolognae".  For one, she is jealous that I have other friends besides her.  Two, she needs a "break" and said April 9 might still happen if SHE so chose.  She really acted in a very childish and immature way.  She also had to have her mom help her tell my mom.  I can tell you one thing, April 9 will not happen as long as we BOTH have a choice.  There are more "items" they brought up that I won't mention here.

Are you going to address the fact that you originally said that she'd never had a boyfriend before, and now you say she did?

Yeah, she pretty much fibbed to me on that one.

[King]

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I open the floor to debate on this sentence.  I believe the emphasized parts open the door to the collapse of this potential marriage.

[J-Mann]

How far is your foot in your mouth right now?

Oh, and I wouldn't worry about her at all. She was a welfare queen in the making.

[The Mikado]

I'm surprised that Susan didn't pass a note in study hall breaking up with you.  What were her reasons anyway?

A long list of problems that my mother later called "bolognae".  For one, she is jealous that I have other friends besides her.  Two, she needs a "break" and said April 9 might still happen if SHE so chose.  She really acted in a very childish and immature way.  She also had to have her mom help her tell my mom.  I can tell you one thing, April 9 will not happen as long as we BOTH have a choice.  There are more "items" they brought up that I won't mention here.

Are you going to address the fact that you originally said that she'd never had a boyfriend before, and now you say she did?

Yeah, she pretty much fibbed to me on that one.

That's a surprisingly (and depressingly) believable answer.

[Mr. Morden]

What was the point of lying about never having had a boyfriend before?

[Ebowed]

What was the point of lying about never having had a boyfriend before?

Purity is a virtue in Oklahoma.

[Lunar]

What was the point of lying about never having had a boyfriend before?

As does this, unfortunately:

[CubOB]

I'm sorry to hear this Jeff, but PLEASE learn from this experience. You had issues with aspects of Susan's personality, and from the sound of things you were finding out about these problems while you were engaged to her. Do you see what's wrong with that picture? I know you're desperate to feel the touch of a woman (we all know that's the real reason for your attempts to plunge into marriage head-first), but please stop trying to force it with people you know aren't right for you.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Is it just me or is Bushie more relieved than upset?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Are engagements like first dates in Oklahoma? Does everyone just get engaged after a week of dating? It just seems so foreign!

As a foreigner, I feel deeply offended by this failed comparision, sir.

[Brittain33]

Yuck, sorry this happened but it sounds like it's definitely for the best. Remember what I said a few weeks ago--because Frontier changed the times on your flights, you can demand a full refund.

[Hash]

Susan sounds like an immature whiny sh**thead. It's for the better that she left you.

[patrick1]

I could definitely see a reconciliation in the cards and a quickie justice of the peace wedding. There is a combustible mix of impulse control problems here.  I'm taking this at 15-1 odds. 

[AndrewTX]

So, do you need a second person to go on that non-refundable trip to disney? If so, I'm game.

[Eraserhead]

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I could definitely see a reconciliation in the cards and a quickie justice of the peace wedding. There is a combustible mix of impulse control problems here.  I'm taking this at 15-1 odds. 

Odds Susan says she's pregnant?

[patrick1]

I could definitely see a reconciliation in the cards and a quickie justice of the peace wedding. There is a combustible mix of impulse control problems here.  I'm taking this at 15-1 odds. 

Odds Susan says she's pregnant?

With Okie's kid, 1,000,000-1, no Virgin births this millennium.  On the other hand, _______ 75-1.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I could definitely see a reconciliation in the cards and a quickie justice of the peace wedding. There is a combustible mix of impulse control problems here.  I'm taking this at 15-1 odds. 

Odds Susan says she's pregnant?

With Okie's kid, 1,000,000-1, no Virgin births this millennium.  On the other hand, _______ 75-1.

But remember Tiffanye? Remember the scare he had with her when he apparently lost his virginity?

[patrick1]

I could definitely see a reconciliation in the cards and a quickie justice of the peace wedding. There is a combustible mix of impulse control problems here.  I'm taking this at 15-1 odds. 

Odds Susan says she's pregnant?

With Okie's kid, 1,000,000-1, no Virgin births this millennium.  On the other hand, _______ 75-1.

But remember Tiffanye? Remember the scare he had with her when he apparently lost his virginity?

Oh boy.   This is like our own Choose your own adventure book.   

[Franzl]

Will you go on your honeymoon alone?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Will you go on your honeymoon alone?

You're never alone when you have Jesus.