I'm kinda surprised he's running since he agreed to be the spokesman for that diabetes treatment thing.
I hope he does some diabetes treatment product placement during the debates.
Moderator: Gov. Huckabee, you've called for the United States to stand with Israel against the threat of a nuclear Iran. How would you do that without leading the country into war?
Huckabee: That's a great question. Iran's leadership is part of a death cult, determined to wipe Israel off the map. If given the chance, they would perpetrate a second Holocaust, by pushing the nuclear button.
And what drives otherwise intelligent people to such madness?
The cause of this is mass insanity within the Islamic Republic. The truth is that Iran lacks adequate mental health care coverage. Now, our intelligence agencies suggest that Iran is hoping to impose a socialistic solution to this problem, like Obamacare. But if I was president, I would enter into negotiations with Iran to sell them, at a discount appropriate for the national security concerns in play, alternative health care treatments from Barton Publishing.
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I'm crossing my fingers for special mid-debate cameo appearances from Dr. Oz and Wilford Brimley.
