Opinion of threesomes

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https://youtu.be/j8cMb1YTw-8

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https://youtu.be/j8cMb1YTw-8

Whatever that video is, I'm not clicking on it, even if it is on Youtube.

Don't worry, it's an MFF-threesome:
It's Chris Christie, Maggie De Block and Angela Merkel having a good time...

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I don't remotely have the logistical capability to organise this ever, of course, but

MFF = FF

MMF = HP

Why not?

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions, and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. I'm not ready for it.

Really? Who knew? For example, I don't do curtains. They are just not masculine enough for me. It has to be shutters, or blinds, or just leave it all bare.

These are too many puns for me to bear...

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If it were somehow possible to duplicate either myself or my girlfriend, FP.  Otherwise, neutral.

That's probably the filthiest comment I've ever read in this forum...

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MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP

Maybe I'm just dumb, but a lot of these are the same, but with the letters in a different order?

permutations ≠ combinations