AN ACT
to Recognize the Importance of MDMA to the Atlasian People
Section I. Title
i. The title of this Act shall be known as the "Mandating Distribution of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine Act”(MDMA).
Section II. Directing the Creation of Soft Drinks
i. The Government of Atlasia is hereby directed to begin development, followed by mass production of a line of cola soft drinks.
ii. These drinks are to contain an amount of MDMA.
iii. No more than ten thousand (10,000) milligrams of MDMA per two-liter bottle shall be permitted.
iv. All revenue generated by sales of these drinks shall be added to the budget of a newly-established Department of Ecstasy, as defined in Section III of the Mandating Distribution of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine Act (MDMA).
Section III. Directing the Creation of the Atlasian Department of Ecstasy
i. The Atlasian Department of Ecstasy shall be established as a cabinet-level department, headed by the Secretary of Ecstasy, a cabinet-level secretary.
ii. The Department of Ecstasy is to direct, facilitate, and report on the development of MDMA products by the Government of Atlasia.
iii. The Department of Ecstasy shall draft a report on the cultural, spiritual, and mental importance of MDMA to the Atlasian People.
iv. The Secretary of Ecstasy is to pursue the decriminalization and legalization of MDMA for medical, recreational, and spiritual uses through any means necessary.
Section IV.
i. This Act shall supercede all conflicting legislation concerning the legality and/or commercialization of MDMA in Atlasia.
