Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Wait, Bushie actually made decent food for himself?! I just came into the thread to post the carol and didn't really look at what was above me. Congratulations, Jeff!

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Bushie, please don't attribute today's headache with a lack of hamburgers.  Continue making delicious turkey wraps.  And did you buy the low-fat ranch?  Because it happens to be one of those "diet" options that really tastes no different. 

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'm awake folks, and thank you for the kind words.  I'm about to hop in the shower and fix the wrap for lunch.  HD, I think my headache was caused by fatigue.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Pics please or I'm not buying it.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I fixed my wrap for today and I threw in something else - a banana.  Now, I've got a healthier wrap, vegetable (carrots) and a fruit (banana).  I'll post a pic at lunch if I can remember.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I made it to work.  I put my medicine in the car last night so I could make sure they came with me to work.  I've still got a headache, so I'm going to down some Excedrin and get the day started.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I fixed my wrap for today and I threw in something else - a banana.  Now, I've got a healthier wrap, vegetable (carrots) and a fruit (banana).  I'll post a pic at lunch if I can remember.

Well done, Jeff.  Keep it going. 

[Joe Biden 2020]

My AutoCAD software is still crashing, so I'm having to uninstall and re-install the program.  I'll be out of commission for a while...

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

My AutoCAD software is still crashing, so I'm having to uninstall and re-install the program.  I'll be out of commission for a while...

Isn't this the company's software? 

[King]

This was unexpected. Good job Jeff. Fruits and vegetables finally.

[Joe Biden 2020]

My AutoCAD software is still crashing, so I'm having to uninstall and re-install the program.  I'll be out of commission for a while...

Isn't this the company's software? 

Yes, although after further review it may have been a corrupted file causing the crashes.  The same file crashed two of my coworkers, but other files had not.  Of course, this revelation comes AFTER my AutoCAD is already uninstalled.  Doh!!!

[J-Mann]

I fixed my wrap for today and I threw in something else - a banana.  Now, I've got a healthier wrap, vegetable (carrots) and a fruit (banana).  I'll post a pic at lunch if I can remember.

Nice work! That's progress, Jeff!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Thanks, Jesse.  I did put in a few chips a hoy cookies as a treat, but the predominant theme is the healthy stuff.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Thanks, Jesse.  I did put in a few chips a hoy cookies as a treat, but the predominant theme is the healthy stuff.

Why?  Where you eating Chips-A-Hoy cookies when it was just plain ham sammys? 

[Joe Biden 2020]

Thanks, Jesse.  I did put in a few chips a hoy cookies as a treat, but the predominant theme is the healthy stuff.

Why?  Where you eating Chips-A-Hoy cookies when it was just plain ham sammys? 

Yes, I was.

[King]

...

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'm not buying the health lunch crap, and even if its true he's still shoveling more garbage in per day than most people do per week.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Thanks, Jesse.  I did put in a few chips a hoy cookies as a treat, but the predominant theme is the healthy stuff.

Why?  Where you eating Chips-A-Hoy cookies when it was just plain ham sammys? 

Yes, I was.

Well, then improvement is still intact, and the cookies aren't too bad.



I'm going to assume your "few" = 3-4? 

[Sopranos Republican]

Eh, I mean if it actually only is a few (i.e. 3 or 4) then it's better for him to have those with his wrap and veggies then to go back to a ham sandwich on white bread, with or without the cookies. Though Bushie, if you want a nice sweet flavor instead of the cookies, why not put a bit (i.e. MEASURE OUT 1 SERVING) of peanut butter on your banana? That way you get to satisfy your sweet tooth, and get way more protein than in chips ahoy. About the same amount of calories per serving as chips ahoy, and way more filling and satisfying. 

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Eh, I mean if it actually only is a few (i.e. 3 or 4) then it's better for him to have those with his wrap and veggies then to go back to a ham sandwich on white bread, with or without the cookies. Though Bushie, if you want a nice sweet flavor instead of the cookies, why not put a bit (i.e. MEASURE OUT 1 SERVING) of peanut butter on your banana? That way you get to satisfy your sweet tooth, and get way more protein than in chips ahoy. About the same amount of calories per serving as chips ahoy, and way more filling and satisfying. 

It is definitely better.  Plain ham on white breads with cookies?  Literally nothing good there, all just filler (in more ways than one). 

We'll take every victory we can get with Bushie, as his diet couldn't be any worse than it was.  He's better off eating cardboard and taking his multivitamin than eating what he was every day for lunch. 

[Brittain33]

I fixed my wrap for today and I threw in something else - a banana.  Now, I've got a healthier wrap, vegetable (carrots) and a fruit (banana).  I'll post a pic at lunch if I can remember.

Jeff, that's great. Keep it up!

[Joe Biden 2020]

HD, I packed 5 cookies.  So, a little over 200 calories, maybe?

[King]

5 cookies is 450 calories according to their website.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I hope bushie is telling the truth and this isn't another story he made up to get us off his back. Since all of this requires effort and going to the store alone to shop, I'm worried this is just a farce, but I hope I'm wrong.

I hope we see a picture of it today too.

[Joe Biden 2020]

5 cookies is 450 calories according to their website.

According to the label HD posted, it would be a little over 200.