The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[Joe Republic]

Sanders wins Montana (russiatoday.ru) +10,583

Clinton clinches nomination (nbc.com) -5,793

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

i'd be doïng as much as i could to secretly sabotage it (human)

At which point you would find yourself shocked that every time you went to do something to sabotage it, you found out Trump/Corey already planned on doing that exact thing as part of their official strategy.

[Mike Thick]

If he's intentionally sabotaging his own campaign, then he's bloody incompetent. After months of gaffes and controversies, he became a presumptive nominee.

Springtime for Donald, and Americaaaaah

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

If he's intentionally sabotaging his own campaign, then he's bloody incompetent. After months of gaffes and controversies, he became a presumptive nominee.

Springtime for Donald, and Americaaaaah

Oh God, that's amazing.

[IceSpear]

[Wells]

CNN calls it and flubs a headline (in the caption under the picture)

It's a funny picture.

[Mike Thick]

I told you StatesPoll had a lot of influence. He radiates influence and authority.

k

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Santander is my username so that I can make racist comments and support racist politicians while hiding behind a name that suggests that I'm Hispanic.

I always figured it was because the bank Santander offered you a job in Kentucky.

[IceSpear]

"Would you rather read Breitbart or have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?"

[Trans Rights Are Human Rights]

Santander is my username so that I can make racist comments and support racist politicians while hiding behind a name that suggests that I'm Hispanic.

I always figured it was because the bank Santander offered you a job in Kentucky.

That is funny. Turns out, there's no Santander Bank in Kentucky.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Santander is my username so that I can make racist comments and support racist politicians while hiding behind a name that suggests that I'm Hispanic.

I always figured it was because the bank Santander offered you a job in Kentucky.

That is funny. Turns out, there's no Santander Bank in Kentucky.

Maybe his task was to open the very first?

[Trans Rights Are Human Rights]

Santander is my username so that I can make racist comments and support racist politicians while hiding behind a name that suggests that I'm Hispanic.

I always figured it was because the bank Santander offered you a job in Kentucky.

That is funny. Turns out, there's no Santander Bank in Kentucky.

Maybe his task was to open the very first?

Alongside shameless self-promotion of the bank on an internet forum.

[Santander]

You guys are going to get me banned for being a sock.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

You guys are going to get me banned for being a sock.

Nah, just deport you to Scotland.

[Trans Rights Are Human Rights]

http://www.adn.com/politics/2016/06/07/sully-on-sully-senator-backs-senator-in-senate-race/

...lol

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

I found this a lot funnier than I should have.

[IceSpear]

Hillary Clinton's strongest demographics throughout the campaign were:

-minorities
-rich Democrats
-gays

Knowing that how the hell would she not win San Francisco?

IIRC, San Francisco has a lot of "Reagan Democrats" who have been unpredictable all campaign season.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Some black former Senator from Hillary's first home state endorses her? What a shocker...

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Okay, Secretary. Here's our plan: Trump is set to do terribly with Mormons and Latinos. But, we want you to run a 50 state campaign. So, we're going to plant you in Salt Lake City and have you do forays into a state twice a week from now until November. However, we forbid you from going to Colorado, because everyone there is an assassin specifically tasked to kill you, and Virginia, which we anticipate you will win with upwards of 98%, and we don't want to give your administration a DPRK vibe. Also, we'd like to introduce you to TN Volunteer, your new NH director...

And so on.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

This is CNN Breaking News:

Wolf Blitzer: I have just gotten word that CNN has exclusively obtained a copy of a sensitive communication which was allegedly found on Secretary Clinton's email server. We're putting it up on the screen now.

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[IceSpear]

The site is dominated by Hillbots, who are mostly nasty.
Republicans are mostly Never Trumpers.

Trump supporters are mostly nice and polite people, but they are a small minority.

[This account no longer in use.]

The best part about that post is that I'm pretty sure that Ljube is one of the only non-ironic Trump supporters on this forum.

[Wells]

waste of time since Clinton is already way ahead in NC. she should be focusing on battle ground states like pennsylvania, arizona, iowa, tennessee, and new jersey.

why campaign in solid blue states?

Can you post a map of your state predictions?

ok sure
http://www.270towin.com/maps/5Pjy3

PA, SD, MO, and NJ are all swing but NJ is moving away from Clinton FAST same with CO. CO alot of Sanders voters will vote Trump but Sanders would dominate there.

[Figueira]

The best part about that post is that I'm pretty sure that Ljube is one of the only non-ironic Trump supporters on this forum.

The line between ironic and unironic Trump supporters has been blurry for a while. I think some people aren't even sure which one they are.

[Mr. Smith]

Nice guy, HP.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

My favorite posters are probably the Polish posters for American movies:

http://www.cracked.com/article_20120_15-wildly-misleading-movie-posters-from-around-world_p2.html

E.g….

Close Encounters of the Third Kind:



The Exorcist:



Gone With the Wind: