Update survivor - grand final

[politicus]

Aaron for sure. She's the worst from the sound of it.

I need a 3-2-1 vote. Choose anyone you want (but good if it was somebody who already had votes).

[Lief 🗽]

3 - Jennifer (who is this?)
2 - Kirby Thug
1 - Bushie's Brother

[politicus]

Susan, Arron the Angry Metro Tech Lady and Kirby Thug #1 are eliminated.

(Dukes sole vote counted as a 3)

Round 3:

Vote to eliminate one Oklahoma resident and one non-Oklahoman (or Oklahoman in out of state exile).

[Lief 🗽]

Bushie's brother
Tiffanye

(Guys who is Jennifer though?)

[politicus]

Bushie's brother
Tiffanye

(Guys who is Jennifer though?)

Old girlfriend.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Is God considered an Oklahoman as a resident of Bushie's head? 

[politicus]

Is God considered an Oklahoman as a resident of Bushie's head? 

He is omnipresent, so not a resident of any particular place. You can count him both ways.

(theist gamemaster...)

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Eliminate:

Oklahoman: Hobo Orgy Guy
Non-Oklahoman: Joshgreen/Mondale

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Is God considered an Oklahoman as a resident of Bushie's head? 

He is omnipresent, so not a resident of any particular place. You can count him both ways.

(theist gamemaster...)

Oklahoman: God
Non-Oklahoman: God

[politicus]

Non-Oklahoman: Bushie's brother

Oklahoman: Hobo Orgy Guy

[Panda Express]

kill inks

[politicus]

kill inks

You can't. He is safe until round 5.

[Panda Express]

kill inks

You can't. He is safe until round 5.

be that as it may, i can still attempt to eliminate him

[politicus]

The following are eliminated with 2 votes each:

Non-Oklahoman: Bushie's brother

Oklahoman: Hobo Orgy Guy


Round 4

Vote to eliminate 1 male and 1 female update character. Felix & Mercy can count as both.

[tmthforu94]

I'm offended I wasn't included, seeing as I'm the only active forumite who has met Bushie.

Felix & Mercy

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Eliminate Mondale and Mama Bushie

[politicus]

I'm offended I wasn't included, seeing as I'm the only active forumite who has met Bushie.

Sorry, but long survivors = weak attendance and Update has a lot of RL characters, so I have been very selective with posters. Only people very central to the story line as the The Great Detractor Inks and The Great Defender opebo + Mondale the Evil Stalker - and then there is jamespol, who is sort of a given. But as you can see Indy Texas is also not in it.

[politicus]

Jennifer (most anonymous girlfriend) + Bushie's Pastor (boring character).

[Lief 🗽]

Mama Bushie + The Kenyan Children

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Jennifer and Mondale

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Male: Bryan Kropfinger
Female: Grandma Bushie

[politicus]

Result of round 4:

Jennifer 2
Mondale 2
Felix & Mercy 2 (one male category vote, one unspecified)
Mama Bushie 2 #
----------------------
Bryan Kropfinger 1
Grandma Bushie 1
The Pastor 1

# Mama Bushie is already eliminated, so Lief and Sanchez wasted their female vote.

Jennifer and the Kenyan children are eliminated, after coin toss between Mondale and Felix & Mercy in the male cathegory (tmths sole vote was counted in the male category)

[politicus]

Round 5

Vote to eliminate 3 characters by voting 5-3-1.

Remember Inks is no longer safe and check who is still available on the first page before you vote.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Inks - 5
PutinontheRitz - 3
RickRoll  - 1

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

5- Inks
3- God
1- Grandma Bushie