Mods, can we keep him?
We're being attacked by newbies, please call for reinforcements!
He's actually been on the forum for a few months (since May), hasn't caused any problems.
Preliminary investigation indicates a non-zero possibility that this is a jamespol sock but if he's not then yes we can keep him, but you have to take responsibility for walking and feeding him
UPDATE: Vosem was irresponsible and never fed him so unfortunately PurplePeopleEater88 has died of hunger, and it will be a long time before I trust any of you with a pet again
(Nym banned him for being jamespol a few days ago)