A question of morality (part 1)

[angus]

one piece of advice for the young men among you:  Never impregnate a cop!  Those I've met are given to fits of hard-core antiabortion haranguing.  You get a cop pregnant and you'll have an unwanted child.  Cops are the strong, brutish, silent type usually.  I know a few cops myself, and I can tell you that they don't mind slapping you around, if you're into that sort of thing.  Corruptible in most ways, but not in the way of giving in to anything that cuts into their worldview.  You get a chance to make it with a cop?  you make damned sure you wear a reliable brand-name condom. 

[angus]

there's this cop in Texas who sells coke to supplement his income.  he's okay to hang with and drink beer.  but I'll be damned if I'm going to do his job or help him do his job.  also, he's the sort of guy that you just know would squash you if you get in his way. 

Look, I only speak from the cops I know.  I'm not trying to offend anyone whose dad or mom or whatever is a cop.  But I can tell you that those I have met are usually strong and sexy and virile and a bit fascist.  They make for good buddies, but I sure wouldn't want to live with one.

[MaC]

in theory, option 2, in practice, somewhere between 3 and 4.  Supposing that police actually need to be involved and it cannot be settled otherwise

[opebo]

one piece of advice for the young men among you:  Never impregnate a cop!  Those I've met are given to fits of hard-core antiabortion haranguing.  You get a cop pregnant and you'll have an unwanted child.  Cops are the strong, brutish, silent type usually.  I know a few cops myself, and I can tell you that they don't mind slapping you around, if you're into that sort of thing.  Corruptible in most ways, but not in the way of giving in to anything that cuts into their worldview.  You get a chance to make it with a cop?  you make damned sure you wear a reliable brand-name condom. 

It is hard for me to imagine a less sexually attractive woman than a lady cop.  Aren't they all lesbians anyway?  Or should be.

[angus]

definitely not lesbians.  Well, hell, I don't know.  maybe some are.  but I find fascist women in uniform with guns very arousing.  usually, my attempts are thwarted.  Guess whatever I am is not appealing to the realistic types.  I can make it with rocket scientists, nurses, psychologists, teachers, but with cops I'm about 1 for 20. 

[dazzleman]

one piece of advice for the young men among you:  Never impregnate a cop!  Those I've met are given to fits of hard-core antiabortion haranguing.  You get a cop pregnant and you'll have an unwanted child.  Cops are the strong, brutish, silent type usually.  I know a few cops myself, and I can tell you that they don't mind slapping you around, if you're into that sort of thing.  Corruptible in most ways, but not in the way of giving in to anything that cuts into their worldview.  You get a chance to make it with a cop?  you make damned sure you wear a reliable brand-name condom. 

It is hard for me to imagine a less sexually attractive woman than a lady cop.  Aren't they all lesbians anyway?  Or should be.

There are some who are really smoking, and then there are some of the type you describe.

Did you ever see the movie "Moving Violations" with the male-female cop team who got assigned to teach traffic school because they busted up the chief's car because they thought they were harassing a motorist?  Though the two partners were portrayed as dating each other, the female cop in that duo was very butch.

Then the male cop started having an affair with a much more feminine crooked judge, played by Sally Kellerman, and the two women ended up in a giant catfight.  It was hilarious.