UP WITH LIBERTARIANS!

[ilikeverin]

After seeing the light this morning, I have decided to become a Libertarian.  Obviously the Libertarians are the best party ever.  In the words of George Washington, "Liberty is good and stuff."  I think we should stick with the founding fathers on that issue.

Tongiht, I plan to drive myself (all laws banning those under 18 from driving are unconstitutional.  Just read the 2nd amendment and it will tell you!) to a friendly neighborhood gun store, where I will purchase an AK-47, a grenade launcher, and a small tactical nuke.  I will then go into the woods and blow trees up with my grenade launcher, because there is an endangered species in teh woods.

I will then shoot a bunny, strip, and cover my body with its blood.  After that I will walk down the main thoroughfares of my town, unbuckling peoples seatbelts, because seatbelt laws are unconstitutional too!

After that, I will kill 5 virgins in teh name of Satan.

Ah, it's good to be a Libertarian.

[danwxman]

I wish April Fools Day would cease to exist.

[Gabu]

I wish April Fools Day would cease to exist.

Quiet, liberal.

[John Dibble]

After that, I will kill 5 virgins in teh name of Satan.

Only with their consent.

[Gabu]

After that, I will kill 5 virgins in teh name of Satan.

Only with their consent.

Screw consent; the Bible told me to do it so it was right.

[John Dibble]

After that, I will kill 5 virgins in teh name of Satan.

Only with their consent.

Screw consent; the Bible told me to do it so it was right.

The Bible told you to kill 5 virgins in the name of Satan? This isn't the King James version I assume.

[WMS]

Nice. Ironically enough, if I were to do a parody political bit as an independent...it would probably also be making fun of the Satanic Ayn Rand worshippers Libertarians.

[Gabu]

After that, I will kill 5 virgins in teh name of Satan.

Only with their consent.

Screw consent; the Bible told me to do it so it was right.

The Bible told you to kill 5 virgins in the name of Satan? This isn't the King James version I assume.

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!1111111

I AM A GODLY PREACHER SO I DO

[John Dibble]

After that, I will kill 5 virgins in teh name of Satan.

Only with their consent.

Screw consent; the Bible told me to do it so it was right.

The Bible told you to kill 5 virgins in the name of Satan? This isn't the King James version I assume.

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!1111111

I AM A GODLY PREACHER SO I DO

Oh, I see now - you have to read it backwards.

[bullmoose88]

You gotta love April Fools Day...

YEEHAW

[ilikeverin]

After that, I will kill 5 virgins in teh name of Satan.

Only with their consent.

My consent is more consentier than their consent.

[PBrunsel]

I have just declared I am anti-Herbert Hoover. We all know he started the Great Depression single handidly and then did nothing to stop what he created. He was a corrupt idiot who did nothing as President except kill billions.

These are facts I just made up.

[Gabu]

After that, I will kill 5 virgins in teh name of Satan.

Only with their consent.

Screw consent; the Bible told me to do it so it was right.

The Bible told you to kill 5 virgins in the name of Satan? This isn't the King James version I assume.

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!1111111

I AM A GODLY PREACHER SO I DO

Oh, I see now - you have to read it backwards.

It is a trick only known to TRUE CHRISTIANS, anyone who does not agree with me is following THE WORD OF A FALSE GOD AND WILL BURN IN HELL NEXT TO HILLARY CLINTON

[bullmoose88]

After that, I will kill 5 virgins in teh name of Satan.

Only with their consent.

Screw consent; the Bible told me to do it so it was right.

The Bible told you to kill 5 virgins in the name of Satan? This isn't the King James version I assume.

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!1111111

I AM A GODLY PREACHER SO I DO

Oh, I see now - you have to read it backwards.

It is a trick only known to TRUE CHRISTIANS, anyone who does not agree with me is following THE WORD OF A FALSE GOD AND WILL BURN IN HELL NEXT TO HILLARY CLINTON

AMEN BROTHER!!!

Now lemme find my banjo!

[TheWildCard]

I have decided I will support Kucinich/Nader in 2008! And, soon my liberal buddies will prove that John Kerry won Utah and it was stolen because of the vast right wing conspiracy!

[ilikeverin]

I have decided I will support Kucinich/Nader in 2008! And, soon my liberal buddies will prove that John Kerry won Utah and it was stolen because of the vast right wing conspiracy!

You are a tool.  A TOOL OF THE ESTABLISHMENT!  THEY HAVE DESTROYED YOU THROUGH THEIR PUBLIC SCHOOL PROPAGANDA!

[TheWildCard]

I have decided I will support Kucinich/Nader in 2008! And, soon my liberal buddies will prove that John Kerry won Utah and it was stolen because of the vast right wing conspiracy!

You are a tool.  A TOOL OF THE ESTABLISHMENT!  THEY HAVE DESTROYED YOU THROUGH THEIR PUBLIC SCHOOL PROPAGANDA!

Take your Free Market views else where YOU GREEDY CAPITALIST PIG!

*Goes back to thinking of ways to tax the heck out of people*

[MaC]

"I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?"-Denis Leary

of course I'm gonna do all these things tomorrow after I sleep with the prostitute who consented sleeping with me, and wake up, toke up and drive all the way to the gun store without a seatbelt and while wearing a t-shirt with the F word in large print.