I've seen the light!

[FerrisBueller86]

First trimester abortions should be illegal.

There should be a ban on birth control, condoms, and the morning-after pill as well.  This is immoral!

There should be no sex education.  Everyone should think that the stork brings babies, not some X-rated act.

Gays are conspiring with Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Mandy Moore, and Jessica Simpson to spread corruption and lawlessness all over the world.

Britney Spears needs to cover her midriff with a Confederate flag.

Christina Aguilera needs to cover her midriff with swastikas.

The moon landing was faked by the federal government.

The stock market is EXTREMELY undervalued, in spite of everything that Warren Buffett, Bill Fleckenstein, mishedlo, and other think.  Old valuation yardsticks are obsolete.  BUY STOCKS NOW!

Beanie Babies will be back this year!  Buy them and get rich!





APRIL FOOLS!

[John Dibble]

Not a great April Fools, no offense. You have to be more creative.

[opebo]

Not a great April Fools, no offense. You have to be more creative.

What, like this - I believe 'god'?

[John Dibble]

Not a great April Fools, no offense. You have to be more creative.

What, like this - I believe 'god'?

No, because it's too obvious. It might suprise someone who doesn't know it's April Fools, but you need some creativity to suprise people who already know.

[J.R. Brown]

Not a great April Fools, no offense. You have to be more creative.

What, like this - I believe 'god'?

No, because it's too obvious. It might suprise someone who doesn't know it's April Fools, but you need some creativity to suprise people who already know.

How about this. I  was convinced by your self-defense argument for buying a gun and bought one a couple days ago.

[Max Power]

Good satire!

[danwxman]

It'd be hilarious if you died on April Fools Day.