The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[Consciously Unconscious]

I strongly urge all of you to embrace and follow the Homosexual Lifestyle, it's just great! We hold regular conversion sessions in elementary schools, and admission is totally free! There's organic herbal tea and handmade vegan pastries too, so come on by for a good time molesting kids and burning Bibles!

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Sell NM back to 3rd world Mexico and buy Alberta for replacement.

Ted Cruz could finally be eligible.

[Potatoe]

Sell NM back to 3rd world Mexico and buy Alberta for replacement.

Ted Cruz could finally be eligible.

Uh, slight tick there. Cruz is already eligible. One of his parents is American.

[politicus]

Sell NM back to 3rd world Mexico and buy Alberta for replacement.

Ted Cruz could finally be eligible.

Uh, slight tick there. Cruz is already eligible. One of his parents is American.

Thats part of the joke.

[Potatoe]

Sell NM back to 3rd world Mexico and buy Alberta for replacement.

Ted Cruz could finally be eligible.

Uh, slight tick there. Cruz is already eligible. One of his parents is American.

Thats part of the joke.

Well then, yeah, it still doesn't make any sense, and its not really all that funny.

[windjammer]

Too few to get him muted, sadly

See context. Kal is definitely a great poster .

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context

Stop giving my avatar a horrible name you pest. 

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Real emo. AKA absolutely NOTHING to do with stupid haircuts or guys wearing makeup.

So literally Mussolini?

His name is no Mussolini, and the most well known Mussolini died in 1945, before his birth, so no, it'd be impossible for him to be literally Mussolini.

[Хahar 🤔]

Sell NM back to 3rd world Mexico and buy Alberta for replacement.

Ted Cruz could finally be eligible.

Uh, slight tick there. Cruz is already eligible. One of his parents is American.

Thats part of the joke.

Well then, yeah, it still doesn't make any sense, and its not really all that funny.

You may not understand humor.

[Mr. Morden]

Sell NM back to 3rd world Mexico and buy Alberta for replacement.

Ted Cruz could finally be eligible.

Uh, slight tick there. Cruz is already eligible. One of his parents is American.

Thats part of the joke.

Well then, yeah, it still doesn't make any sense, and its not really all that funny.

You may not understand humor.

He's secretly Ted Cruz.  So I think the joke just hits a bit close to home for him.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Sell NM back to 3rd world Mexico and buy Alberta for replacement.

Ted Cruz could finally be eligible.

Uh, slight tick there. Cruz is already eligible. One of his parents is American.

Thats part of the joke.

Well then, yeah, it still doesn't make any sense, and its not really all that funny.

You may not understand humor.

He's secretly Ted Cruz.  So I think the joke just hits a bit close to home for him.

[Maxwell]

dude okay

what if like

there was a number

dude like

what if there was an extra number

and get this

we didn't discover it until now

and it was hiding there between three and four

like the entire time

and we didn't notice it until now




that would be new

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Kal is definitely a great poster .

I'm flattered. Jus don't go BRTD by making dozens of "Kalwejt v. XXX" polls

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

This could also go in the Delgue, but I have a dark sense of humor.

Sing this to the tune of Carly Simon "You're so vain"


Oh, you walked into your bedroom, like you were walking into a fog
Your hand strategically wrapped around your gun, you were emotionally sick as a dog
You had one thumb on the trigger as you gazed into the bore
Now all the band knows that they’ll need a partner, they’ll need a partner, and

Kurt Cobain, they’ll probably do the next one without you
Kurt Cobain (Co-bain), I’ll bet they do the next one without you, don’t shoot, don’t shoot!

You could have tried this several years ago, when you were still in your teens
Oh, but NOOOO, you had to go and bore us all with your flannels and worn-out jeans
But you gave up way too soon my friend, you could have learned how to sing
You had some dreams, now there’s brains in your cornflakes, brains in your cornflakes, and

Kurt Cobain, they’ll probably do the next one without you
Kurt Cobain (Co-bain), I’ll bet they do the next one without you, don’t shoot, don’t shoot!

Well, I heard you would shoot up heroin, I guess you were naturally dumb
And you drank yourself into a coma, cause you were totally sick of the grunge
But your mom said, “Son, don’t join that club, with Hendrix and all the rest”
But you had the nerve and a round in the chamber, round in the chamber, and

Kurt Cobain, they’ll probably do the next one without you
Kurt Cobain (Co-bain), I’ll bet they do the next one without you, don’t shoot, don’t shoot!

Who’s gonna clean up the couch and the carpet, couch and the carpet?, and

Kurt Cobain, they’ll probably do the next one without you
Kurt Cobain (Co-bain), I’ll bet they do the next one without you, don’t shoot, don’t shoot!

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I do believe many lesbians are predatory and angry at their fathers and society and as a result try to seduce straight women, as a way of getting revenge against society's males.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

The solution to this problem is to not cut the string. These fellows ought to keep it at its full length and use it to strangle the owners who have put them into this plight. They should use the threat of this string to advocate for redistribution of wealth that they might be able to afford better toys.

[MATTROSE94]

Krazen should be on the Supreme Court.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I do believe many lesbians are predatory and angry at their fathers and society and as a result try to seduce straight women, as a way of getting revenge against society's males.

can you please leave?

maybe you won't leave because you're a predatory troll who's angry at a forum administrator who banned you when you were 12, and as a result you try to make sock accounts, as a way of getting revenge against the internet.

[Deus Naturae]

This place is filled with a lot of riled-up teenagers with nothing to do

They could always join the Navy.

One thousand men.  One boat.  Six months.  What could be better?  

[Simfan34]

     It annoys me too. These people are allegedly educated, and yet their grasp of language and its use is execrable. Most of them probably couldn't even identify the origin of that word.

Yis, hou darth peple not stiketh to thi originale Latin formes whanne writinge English! We wolde al duse welle to writen iliche Chaucer.

[Simfan34]

This whole exchange:

But Benghazi!

No, no, no, Ben Ghazi was the Kenyan real estate developer who co-founded the Whether Underground with Rev. Saul Alinsky (the pastor at Obama's church).  And more importantly, Barry Soetoro still won't release his real birth certificate which shows he was born in the country of Africa and attended a madrasa in Indochina.

I blame Acorn and Solyndra.

So the problem with healthcare.gov was that it used twenty-year old British computers?

Exactly, old Europe needs to mind its own business.

[Oakvale]

America's like that hot chick everyone wants, and illegal immigrants are all the nerds that she should say "no" to.

[windjammer]

[free my dawg]

Several thoughts about this since I lived this 20 years ago.  I attended Yale back in the early 1990s and there was a battle back then around PC (political correctness).  The list of demands on the Dartmouth list seems very similar to the radical PC demands back then as well.

1) If what I saw at Yale is any guide, many of these student activists will graduate, work for investment banks/hedge funds/law firms, buy a house in the suburbs, have children and then vote GOP in their 40s.
2) There were a lot of racial polarization on campuses like Yale and other Ivies which I think feed these sort of protests.  One has just to walk into the dining room to see that people tend to dine in their own ethnic groups.  There were some mixing between Asians and Whites.  The main reason for this is affirmative action.  Many of the underrepresented minorities who ended up attending places like Yale were not as prepared academically relative to the rest of the Yale student body.  Mixing socially between different groups made this fact quite obvious to all.  The way underrepresented minorities deal with this uncomfortable fact is to withdraw in their own ethnic enclave. 
3) I recall there was a movement in my freshman year to create a Puerto Rican Dean to support Puerto Rican students which was claimed was very different from Latino students.  I toyed with an idea to have a movement to create a Bulgarian Dean knowing quite well there were no Bulgarians in Yale.  I planned, when asked that there  are no Bulgarians on Yale campus, to reply "see, this is the result of Yale's institutional and cultural barriers to Bulgarians which in turn creates a hostile environment for Bulgarians."    Much to my annoyance, in my junior year in college I actually meet someone at Yale from Bulgaria. 
 

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Thank you every one!!! I ended up locating it in a document I had saved a long time ago.

Damn straight.  I have my bank PIN tattooed on my forehead, backward.  That way as I approach the drive-through ATM I just have to look up at the rear-view mirror to see it.