Updating since I became a fascist:
Ideology : Simple answer: Social democrat, snowflake answer: Statist liberal
Social PolicyAbortion: Pro-choice but no public funding unless rape, incest, or life of the mother is in danger
Same-Sex Marriage: For
Drugs: Legalize all drugs
Death Penalty: Support but only for extraordinarily crazy crimes
Gun Control: Repeal the Second Amendment, guns as a privilege, not a right. Broadly legal but require a license and all guns in a national gun database
Affirmative Action: Made sense in the 70s, not anymore. Get rid of it.
Prostitution: Legalize it. No worse than any other job.
Euthanasia: Support but only with approval of panel of doctors.
Sex Education For.
Immigration: Legalize all non-violent illegals already here. Deport violent ones. No new immigration, legal or illegal, for 10 years. Maybe allow like 20k a year but only if they are sponsored by an employer who will pay them 200k. Constitutional amendments ending birthright citizenship and making English the official language.
Black Lives Matter: BLM is dumb but support a policy of police reform. Stop hiring violent low IQ jocks as cops. Instead take advantage of our growing pool of underemployed social science majors.
Transgender Issues: However people want to identify is their own business. Trans people should have all the same protection as everyone else. Protecting them under hate crime laws would be fine too. No government funded HRT for minors though.
Muslim Ban: I support a ban on all new immigration. It is wrong to single out groups by national origin or religion though.
Economic Issues
Minimum Wage: Increase to $15. Adjust for inflation. Let the businesses that can't afford it go out of business, as long as universal healthcare is established beforehand.
Universal Basic Income : Yes but very basic and everyone gets it regardless of whether or not they work, so as not to incentivize failure.
Welfare: Universal healthcare and UBI.
Social Security: Replaced by UBI
Healthcare: Full Communism. Doctors who protest should be publicly executed or else forced out of medicine and forbidden from ever having a job that pays more than minimum wage.
Trade: Fair trade not free trade.
Deficit/Debt: Sky's the limit. Crank it to 12.
Campaign Finance Reform: Seemed like a good idea but turned out it wasn't. If billionaires want to waste money paying conservatives to vote how they would have anyway, let them.
Unions: Not for the public sector. Hopefully government social policy will render them less necessary in the private sector as well.
Energy: Hydrogen.
Environment - Error on the side of not fuccin up da earf
Job Creation: Build a new American capitol city in the middle of West Virginia. Build bullet trains connecting all cities with more than 100k. Light rail inside each city with more than 100k. Colonize the moon and Mars.
Education: Ban teachers unions. Ban private schools. Ban home schooling. Create three tracks in the public school system: One for dummies, one for smarties, and a tiny one of elites who will go to an American version of École Polytechnique where they will be trained to be hipster philosopher kings
Taxes: 50% bottom rate. 90% top rate.
Glass Steagal - Yeah but more socialist.
Aid - Third world nations will be offered funds on par with the Marshall Plan if they submit to 10 years of direct rule by the UN.
Foreign
ISIS: Fund the Kurds. Let Russia bomb on behalf of Assad.
Russia/NATO: Get rid of NATO, not for Russia's sake but just cus it's dumb.
Japan/South Korea If they want us to withdraw, withdraw. Maybe set up a new base in the Thai Redshirt Republic just in case.
China: Cordial relations but don't s their d
Cuba: Normalize relations. Thank for them being the only country that discourages their people from immigrating here. Maybe try to get permanent lease on Gitmo out of the deal. Gitmo is good. The prisoners there are hardcore Jihadists with no hope for reform.
Iran: Offer full normalization and help with alternative fuel plan in return for scrapping nuclear deal. Side with Shi'its over Sunnis in general.
Israel/Palestine: Israel is done for. Start planning to relocate Jewish refugees.
Saudi Arabia IDK no good policies here
Pak Let Modi annex
Syria/Iraq/Afghan - Fund the PKK and the PUK
Turkey - Cordial but don't s their d
Electoral -
Voter ID - Every citizen gets a free ID. It's required to vote.
Gerrymandering - Some form of state based PR and/or IRV.
Term Limits - Anti-democratic. No.
Primaries - Randomly pick order of states every 4 years. IRV.
GE - Popular vote, democracy, IRV.
Automatic Registration - Yes
Early/Absentee Voting - Not unless you got a good excuse
Holiday in State, GE & Primary Elections - Yes
Public funding of elections - Yeah but not that much. Free air time on TV
Others -
Patriot Act - Good. Make eternal. I support the any secret provisions of the PATRIOT Act that the public doesn't know about as well.
Snowden - Don't care.
Keystone, Dakota - No but also get rid of all special status for Native Americans.
Puerto Rico - If they want to become a state, they can switch to teaching English in their schools. If they don't want to do that, cut them off.
Statehood DC, PR - Yes. Would also back just merging with Maryland. Washington, Maryland could be the US capitol.
Nukes - They're out there already so keep a couple but limit the arsenal to just enough to blow up the world twice.