parody the preceding atlasian's postings.

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Durrrr I'm Averroës Nix and I post thoughtful, interesting, and amusing things all of the time.

Ugh. I suck at this.

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I said SKIP

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To try and parody Chairman Sanchez is, for me, a useless endeavor. This is because he and I grew up in different families in different states. Sure, we use the same forum - but to try and make a suitable rendition would be forever lacking given our distinct lives. To think it could be done is a utopian fantasy.

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(I don't necessarily think your point is silly I just could not help but draw the parallel )

Don't skip me, I am liable to trip you.

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Hey guys I wrote a rhyme

I loves me some LeBron
My knees go weak for Fitzgerald
If he gave me gay marriage
My virginity'd be imperiled

I'd Kasich him on the lips
Let him O-hi!-o! up my valley
And if the press came calling
I'd tell them all about me

I'm a real straight shooter
You can put that blunt down
That's right, get your act together
Because Adam's in town

I've got no time for that freedom
I'm not that introspective
If sexuality weren't an issue
I'd be ultraconservative