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Potus
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« Reply #325 on: October 19, 2014, 08:43:38 PM »

Muh liberty, muh Ron Paul, muh socialized medicine.
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« Reply #326 on: October 19, 2014, 08:44:54 PM »

Mitt Romney will be elected in 2016 in a landslide
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Atlas Has Shrugged
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« Reply #327 on: October 19, 2014, 08:46:12 PM »

Behead Bernie (Fascist-Israel)!
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« Reply #328 on: October 19, 2014, 08:50:57 PM »

Ron Paul>>>
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« Reply #329 on: October 19, 2014, 09:06:49 PM »

All 5 young Massachusetts Republicans rejoice! You now have representation on Atlas!
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« Reply #330 on: October 19, 2014, 09:22:57 PM »

I like really want to behead parasite rich people but I hate true leftists, but hold that thought, I'm getting a call on my brand new I-phone.
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Free Bird
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« Reply #331 on: October 19, 2014, 09:29:15 PM »

I'm a Republican for some reason
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« Reply #332 on: October 19, 2014, 09:30:21 PM »

I'm an independent, but like Republicans.
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« Reply #333 on: October 19, 2014, 09:38:37 PM »

I'm a Republican, but hate most elected GOPers.
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« Reply #334 on: October 19, 2014, 09:39:26 PM »

I just found Christian democracy and now adhere to it to confuse 97% of Atlas
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« Reply #335 on: October 19, 2014, 09:55:56 PM »

True Leftism is awesomeful.
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« Reply #336 on: October 19, 2014, 09:56:39 PM »

Hillary = Jesus
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« Reply #337 on: October 20, 2014, 12:06:49 AM »

FDR=Jesus
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Bigby
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« Reply #338 on: October 20, 2014, 01:28:19 AM »


The current Democratic Party is Fascist!
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« Reply #339 on: October 20, 2014, 01:48:13 AM »

I'm a one of a kind socially libertarian Republican from Georgia everyone! Oh, and can everyone go look at my LBJ Timeline please? Smiley
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« Reply #340 on: October 20, 2014, 02:50:17 AM »

Hey guys I wrote a rhyme

I loves me some LeBron
My knees go weak for Fitzgerald
If he gave me gay marriage
My virginity'd be imperiled

I'd Kasich him on the lips
Let him O-hi!-o! up my valley
And if the press came calling
I'd tell them all about me

I'm a real straight shooter
You can put that blunt down
That's right, get your act together
Because Adam's in town

I've got no time for that freedom
I'm not that introspective
If sexuality weren't an issue
I'd be ultraconservative
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Free Bird
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« Reply #341 on: October 20, 2014, 09:10:48 AM »

I exist, guys!
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« Reply #342 on: October 20, 2014, 10:18:02 AM »

Did you just say you hope a senator from your own party, that you agree with and like, is elected? Well I hate to say this but I am afraid that you, sir, are a HACK!

It truly pains me to dub you so, but alas, it is my duty. Who else will stand up for the plight of the non-hack Connecticut moderate under the tyranny of Dan Malloy?!?!
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« Reply #343 on: October 20, 2014, 12:03:24 PM »

Did you just say you hope a senator from your own party, that you agree with and like, is elected? Well I hate to say this but I am afraid that you, sir, are a HACK!

It truly pains me to dub you so, but alas, it is my duty. Who else will stand up for the plight of the non-hack Connecticut moderate under the tyranny of Dan Malloy?!?!

I love this
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« Reply #344 on: October 20, 2014, 12:35:38 PM »

Crab cake: Hscbjsgjit brxfbuji jdsfykm fwtionn sqrnjuragndufv
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Snowstalker Mk. II
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« Reply #345 on: October 20, 2014, 01:05:08 PM »

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« Reply #346 on: October 20, 2014, 01:13:39 PM »

Dr Snowstalker MD

Patient's diagnosis: extreme neoliberalism contributing to terminal austerifascism.

The cure: ... THERE IS NO CURE
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« Reply #347 on: October 20, 2014, 06:29:21 PM »

Mix wry humor with a balanced leftism, and out comes a crab cake.
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Atlas Has Shrugged
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« Reply #348 on: October 20, 2014, 06:34:20 PM »

In the name of the father, son, and AFL-CIO.
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« Reply #349 on: October 20, 2014, 07:53:34 PM »

Ron Paul is coming back soon!!! No one knows the day or the hour, but he is returning!!
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