parody the preceding atlasian's postings.

[Chief Justice windjammer]

Can we have a serious conversation about sex right now?

[Oakvale]

TNF!! You cannot be serious! Truly you know that even the worst Democrat will be superior to McConnell! It pains my heart to see such true leftism!!

[SWE]

lol sage

[Potatoe]

Brian Schweitzer is better than Hillary, so Bellows/Schweizer 2016! (Yes, I am opening a can of worms here, I noticed)

[Riot like its 1776!]

This is all very offensive to me.

[Chief Justice windjammer]

Scott is not a racist, stop. Cutting voting hours was just to spare money, not to try to suppress minority vote in order to be elected.

[Away, haul away, we'll haul away, Joe!]

Ugh, all these social liberals don't care about real leftist issues. I'm no radical, but we need to do more to advance economic leftists in this party, not just focus on liberal imaging.

[Reaganfan]

Kucinich would beat Reagan had he run in 1984.

[Potatoe]

Clinton will lose, regardless of Candidate, and Abortion is evil and will be the main focus of all the campaigns. Also McCain was robbed I tell ya!

[SWE]

What's the point of this thread? Is it supposed to be funny?

[Sol]

I'm sick of how misogynistic atlas is

[Away, haul away, we'll haul away, Joe!]

Kucinich would beat Reagan had he run in 1984.

You do not know me very well.

*SKIP*

[Oakvale]

I read a delightful proto-feminist haiku (kanshi form, of course) which would have served well as a parody, but I don't particularly feel any desire to seek it out at the moment since, among other things, I have to attend meeting of a lesbian coven later tonight and I can't seem to find my robes.

[Riot like its 1776!]

This thread is awful, and I hate this forum. Mods pls ban.

[Away, haul away, we'll haul away, Joe!]

I know now that Objectivism and Christianity are incompatible, but I still think that Rand gets a bad rap. Maybe it's possible to find some insights in anarcho-capitalism?

I read a delightful proto-feminist haiku (kanshi form, of course) which would have served well as a parody, but I don't particularly feel any desire to seek it out at the moment since, among other things, I have to attend meeting of a lesbian coven later tonight and I can't seem to find my robes.

Kanshi by definition cannot be haiku, and covens of any kind would be heretical at best.

Even so, I laughed.

[Clamdick McClaw]

Nathan does not even comprehend the connotative nor the denotative meaning of "parody", and is likely participatory in this thread for the metaphorical and philosophical triangulation of the metaphysical conglomeratory virutes.   

[SWE]

Bring back opebo!

[I Will Not Be Wrong]

ARGGGHHH MADDOW SMASH!!!!!

[Oakvale]

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[Flake]

Let's talk about [insert username]

[insert username] is nothing but a nuisance to the forum and should be banned immediately

I'm fairly certain [insert username] is a troll account and I ask the mods to remove [insert username].

[sentinel]

"I'm gay and going to have a radical party"

[emotional hardcore]

*generic center-left proposal in Atlasia*

[Riot like its 1776!]

I care about trivial things.

[PUT YOUR POM POMS DOWN]

To try and parody Chairman Sanchez is, for me, a useless endeavor. This is because he and I grew up in different families in different states. Sure, we use the same forum - but to try and make a suitable rendition would be forever lacking given our distinct lives. To think it could be done is a utopian fantasy.

[Riot like its 1776!]

To try and parody Chairman Sanchez is, for me, a useless endeavor. This is because he and I grew up in different families in different states. Sure, we use the same forum - but to try and make a suitable rendition would be forever lacking given our distinct lives. To think it could be done is a utopian fantasy.

Touche. Touche.

If I could find the clapping gif, I'd post it.

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