parody the preceding atlasian's postings.

[Badger]

My English is more than adaquate to deflate blowhard pinheads.

[Miles]

*Insert some very good troll-slaying argument/comment*

[Flake]

He's been rumored to drop out of the race, but I think it would be wise for him not to because of his preaux life views and his high favorability across the political spectrum, and I doubt his opponent has the organization necessary to win a statewide election.

[Chief Justice windjammer]

"Wow I'm a far leftist, I have a -8 economic score, but I have joined a center-left party, I favor bipartisanship and moderation, even if I'm a far leftist."

[Congrats, Griffin!]

There is no such thing as a HP, everyone is special and the universe loves everyone.  And guys, "everyone" includes aliens.  They do exist, Oakvale!

[Oakvale]

Really, mentioning Hitler in a World War II thread? Come on dude, not cool.

[Dr. Cynic]

You guys know that I'm too cool for this place, but I stick around anyway because I like deflating your ego.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

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(Style adopted during one of his prolonged absences)

[Chief Justice windjammer]

Has anyone noticed a correlation between anti-opebo and cancer?

[Snowstalker's Last Stand]

FF! He's a great guy and we're good friends.

[Vice President Scott🦋]

Rich coming from someone who sees nothing wrong with sweatshops.

[Oakvale]

And Moses descended from the mountain carrying the 2012 Democratic Party platform, writ on tablets of stone.

"Go forth and be moderate progressive liberals," said The Lord.

[Maxwell]

i love drones

[Congrats, Griffin!]

i hate drones

[Snowstalker's Last Stand]

Reported for mentioning the word "camps." My grandparents died in the camps.

[TNF]

RIP Stalin, defender of the Russian people from vile enemies of the people and capitalist wreckers

[IceSpear]

My Che Guevara "Viva la revolucion" t-shirt does far more good than any neoliberal corporatist fascist Democratic hack ever has for the working man.

[H. Ross Peron]

Hillary is the only realistic choice for progressive Democrats

[Cath]

If the government could, y'know, just involve  itself in every part of our lives (since the government is good) and also involve itself in the lives of other countries' citizens as well--in the spirit of true progressive presidents like Theodore Roosevelt and Richard Nixon--I think that everything would be better off, y'know? Also, for some weird reason I have an attachment to various economically left-wing political parties.

[LeBron]

I'm harsh, but college all-nighters are cool like that. They call me the Centrist Beardman and I'm a sorority official dawgs.

[Goldwater]

I'm very socially liberal, left wing progressive Democrat. But drugs are bad, m'kay.

[Dr. Cynic]

I might be the only conservative on the Forum who can get along with everybody.

[⛄]

Ask not what the Democratic Party can do for Hillary, ask what Hillary can do for the Democratic party.

[Congrats, Griffin!]

Insert generic newbie comment here

[Tetro Kornbluth]

[Person's name]!