parody the preceding atlasian's postings.

[Chief Justice windjammer]

I'm a libertarian fascist, but highly religious! I'm staunchly conservative but I support marijuana legalization!

[Make Democrats Have Standards Again]

Sawx!!! My boy! We may disagree on Schatz and Pryor but you're a great guy!

[Trump's Grumps]

VanDerBlubb already did that a couple of weeks ago, right Saxw? 

[Potatoe]

RUSS POWERS BEST THING EVER RUSS POWERS AWESOME RIGHT GUYS?!!!!???!!!!!

[God-Empress Stacey I of House Abrams]

y dis forum h8 hillary?

[Cath]

The patriarchy, along with neo-liberalism and true leftism*, is among the things that stand between us and a truly egalitarian society. I have little problem with religion as long as it's as left-wing as I am, though as a whole I have little use for the concept. Also, why do the true leftists hate Obama? He's pretty accomplished in my eyes.

*Ironically that I love to hate on both.

[Make Democrats Have Standards Again]

VanDerBlubb already did that a couple of weeks ago, right Saxw? 

Of course.

My brothers and I pounded so many beers last night, dawg.

[Chief Justice windjammer]

Yikes Mark Pryor. I will vote for Tom Cotton, even if he's a far-right neoconservative, whereas I'm a left-libertarian democrat. I can't support the fact that Mark pryor opposed the Senate plan of raising the minimum wage. It's sure abolishing the minimum wage, a proposition which could be made by Tom Cotton, is a better alternative than the statu quo .

OH WAIT!!!! The Green Party has a candidate. But he's a Larouchebag . Maybe I should write in Bill Halter? Or maybe I should write in people who are dead like TNF does? I don't know hmmmm.

[Riot like its 1776!]

You are all DINOs.

[Snowstalker's Last Stand]

Heute gehört uns Florida, morgen die ganze Welt!

[LeBron]

I love how much Bill Haslam has separated himself from the right in Tennessee of all places. He should definitely run for President and I think he would stand a great chance as the moderate in the race! I like Portman and Kirk, to, but we need to do everything to stop these far-right jokes like Stockman and make sure true moderates like Cornyn hold on.

[IceSpear]

Despite my love of Ed FitzGerald, if he came out for marijuana legalization, I'd probably vote for John Kasich. Drugs are bad, mmkay?

[Snowstalker's Last Stand]

#ready4hillary

[Dark Liberal Out of State Money]

#ready4collectivization

[Maxwell]

#ready4swagger

[Chief Justice windjammer]

The Midwest should cut its budget, even if we have a 40 Billion surplus. ()

[TNF]

[God-Empress Stacey I of House Abrams]

I don't give a crap if Republicans win, since Obama is just as much of a neoliberal sellout to austerity banksters! Only a proletarian revolution will save America!

[Simfan34]

I don't give a crap if Republicans win, since Obama is just as much of a neoliberal sellout to austerity banksters! Only a proletarian revolution will save America!

Why won't Spain ban strippng? Horrible.

[1,066,892 Likud voters can't be wrong!]

There are Democrats I might consider voting for, but only with sufficiently business-friendly platforms and sufficiently good taste in menswear. Why won't Brian Schweitzer switch from bolos to bow ties, I ask of you?

[Chief Justice windjammer]

I love when Joe Republic (or Averroes) calls me an agrarian collectivist with no respect for liberty.

[Potatoe]

He's leading by a point, he's clearly in the lead guys.

[Endy]

I try to be non-biased

*sig shows epic parisanship*

[Flake]

When we introduce this homelessness bill,  I must add unnecessary adjectives and to make sure the Wi-Fi is cleaned every month.

[God-Empress Stacey I of House Abrams]

HI I'M JACK ENDERMAN I'M SO FUN AND WEIRD AND FUN AMIRITE PEOPLE?!?

...people?

...wait, where's everyone?