What Would the Above Poster's Country Look Like?

[Oakvale]

The troubled land that is the former Zimbabwe is a place wrought with chaos. The Cogendist Republic of Rhodesia has quickly become a pariah in the international community, with the return of sage white rule after the bloody Snowstalker coup of 2012 quickly leading to mass civil unrest which has been brutally suppressed by President-for-life Snowstalker's feared chief of secret police and closest ally, the aging G. Gordon Liddy.

Private property is illegal and "enemies of the state" are quietly disappeared by Liddy's "smugshirts" and sent to "re education camps" where they are force-fed knowledge from Wikipedia and obscure left-wing blogs before being executed. President Snowstalker's close friendship with Bashar al-Assad has provoked outraged in the West and his government's  latest crusade against Islam has led to calls for international intervention as Amnesty International claim that Snowstalker's deportations of Rhodesia's few remaining Muslims violate international law. In the streets of the capital, Smith, few will publicly denounce the eternal President for fear of being sent to a Sage Camp. The state ban on the Friend Zone last month led to outcry from feminist groups but is accepted within Rhodesia as simply another in the long list of Snowstalker's maniacal initiatives in his Program for A Brave Rhodesia. There is no hope in this place.

[Oakvale]

The Republic of Gully is a small, agricultural nation with a small but immensely powerful business sector. Its highly religious population are innately distrustful of science as evidenced by opinion polls and the astonishingly low rate at which students in the nation's several private colleges opt for science subjects. Politics is almost entirely parochial, with the tradition of funeral attendance considered the most significant predictor of whether a local politician will be elected. The dominant Fianna Fáil party have been in power continuously since the foundation of the state, with "National Chief Executive Officer" Sean Gallagher holding near-dictatorial power. The people of Gully value free enterprise and entrepreneurship , and moral conservatism. The average marriage age is 21, and the most popular figures in society are, according to all polling data, entrepreneurs and "my local TD".