Mere hours before balloting begins at the Republican National Convention, rumor escapes that Clint Eastwood is the "mystery speaker" of the convention. The delegates, more than dissatisfied with Romney as the nominee, quickly flock to nominate Eastwood, and he narrowly receives a majority. Congressman Ron Paul is nominated for Vice President.
President Barack Obama, Jr. (D-IL)/Vice President Joseph R. Biden (D-DE)
vs.
Former Member of the California State Park and Recreation Commission Clinton Eastwood (R-CA)/Congressman Ronald E. Paul (R-TX)