How many counties have you consumed alcohol in?

[windjammer]

None.
There's not "drinking limit" in France. I'm just not interested by that.

[Miles]

I very rarely drink.

I've had a few drinks during Mardi Gras in Jefferson and Orleans Parishes. I also had a alcohol when I was up in Washington DC last summer.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Lancaster, PA is it.

[Torie]

About 15 more than the last time I answered the question, as I have added an array of upstate NY counties,  a couple in Vermont, when I ran up to Proctor, Vermont (Marbletown) to deal with granite countertops, and a couple of cow counties in Nevada near Death Valley.

[MurrayBannerman]

Cook County, IL
Lake County, IN
Porter County, IN
Tippecanoe County, IN
Monroe County, IN
Lafayette County, MS
Orange County, CA
Los Angeles County, CA
Santa Barbara County, CA

[DC Al Fine]

Halifax, NS
Lunenburg, NS
Queens, NS
Cape Breton NS

Prince, PEI
Queens, PEI

Westmorland, NB

Toronto, ON

Suffolk, MA
Essex, MA

Penobscot, ME

Caroll, NH

Williamson, TN
Davidson, TN

Fulton, GA

Pasco, FL

[free my dawg]

Bumping because reasons.

From most consumed to least:
Lancaster, PA (I don't expect this to change at all)
Rockingham, NH
York, ME
Grafton, NH
Bucks, PA
Essex, MA
Montgomery, PA
Carroll, NH (actually where I had windjammer)

[angus]

From most consumed to least:
Lancaster, PA (I don't expect this to change at all)

No doubt.  Too bad the quality of the public transit doesn't match the quality of local breweries.  

As it turns out there's one of those state-run "Fine Wines and Good Spirits" stores 540 meters from my front door.  Additionally, there's a pizza joint next to it that has over 120, count 'em, 120 brands of bottled beer, and at least 30 on tap.  Their pizzas suck, but they make decent subs, and with 30 beers on tap you can't really go wrong.  Every other Thursday is open mic night, and they have free beers from 5ish till 7ish.  Usually good stuff.  Always pennsylvania-brewed.  Stometimes it's German- or Dutch-style bottom-fermenting stuff, which is not my favorite, but often it's top-fermenting ales.  In any case, it's as much as you can drink for free during that period, so you can't really complain.  Check it out:  Highland Pizzeria (corner of Valley Road and Oregon Pike, about four miles north of downtown.)  If you're on foot, there's a bus stop about two blocks away.  Just be sure you're on it by about 7pm if you're headed south.  Alternatively it's a fairly safe bike ride down Oregon Pike to the trail under 30 unless you're just silly drunk.


 

[DemPGH]

Counties? Wow, I don't know.

I'll list states:

Pennsylvania
New York
Maryland
Delaware
West Virginia
Ohio
Florida
Indiana
Illinois
Missouri
Colorado
South Dakota
New Mexico
Arizona
Texas

I think that covers it, give or take one or two where I may or may not have had time for a drink.

[Nhoj]

Hmm
Barron, WI
Dunn, WI
Chippewa, WI
Eau Claire, WI
Dane, WI
Green, WI
Portage, WI
Hennepin, MN
St. Louis, MN [not sure on this one but I will next time I go to duluth anyways]
Taney, MO

Possibly a few others.

[RINO Tom]

Johnson, IA (Iowa City ... like way too much, haha)
Peoria, IL
Cook, IL (Chicago)
Henry, IL (Kewanee)
Champaign, IL
Polk, IA (Des Moines)
Davidson, TN (Nashville)
Marion, IN (Indianapolis)
Milwaukee, WI
Black Hawk, IA (Cedar Falls)
Linn, IA (Cedar Rapids)
Dane, WI (Madison)
Iowa, IA (Amana Colonies)
Washington, IA (Kalona)
Bremer, IA (Waverly)
Rock, WI (Beloit)

[CountyTy90]

Illinois
LaSalle
Grundy
Kendall
Will
McLean
Champaign
Coles
Rock Island
Adams
Jo Daviess
Peoria*
DuPage*
Cook*

Iowa
Scott

Missouri
St. Louis (city)

Minnesota
Douglas
Pope

California
San Joaquin
Fresno*

Florida
Escambia

*Possible counties

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Osecola, FL

Did you get drunk at the YeeHaw Junction Bluegrass festival too?

[Boston Bread]

Waterloo Region

That's it.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Surprisingly not that many:

Burleigh, ND
Morton, ND
Blue Earth, MN
Nicollet, MN
Hennepin, MN
Ramsey, MN
Anoka, MN
Scott, MN
Dakota, MN
Freeborn, MN
Minnehaha, SD
Cook, IL
Marion, IN
Chippewa, WI
Eau Claire, WI

Additions:

Polk, IA
Fulton, GA
Denver, CO
Milwaukee, WI

[Mr. Illini]

Lake IL
Champaign IL
Cook IL
McHenry IL
Kenosha WI
Waushara WI
Green Lake WI
Milwaukee WI
Walworth WI
St. Louis City MO
Marion IN
District of Columbia
Montgomery MD
Arlington VA
Alexandria VA
Fairfax VA
Prince William VA

Probably missing a few.

[DavidB.]

None (not American).

Countries: Netherlands, Belgium, France, Germany, Czech Republic, Italy, Greece, Turkey, Israel, Morocco, Poland, Croatia, Portugal, maybe Switzerland, and on planes.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Surprisingly not that many:

Burleigh, ND
Morton, ND
Blue Earth, MN
Nicollet, MN
Hennepin, MN
Ramsey, MN
Anoka, MN
Scott, MN
Dakota, MN
Freeborn, MN
Minnehaha, SD
Cook, IL
Marion, IN
Chippewa, WI
Eau Claire, WI

Additions:

Polk, IA
Fulton, GA
Denver, CO
Milwaukee, WI

Since then:

Tarrant, TX
Lake, IL
Goodhue, MN
Washtenaw, MI
St. Louis city, MO
Jackson, MO
Stearns, MN
Clark, WI
Becker, MN
Dane, WI
Billings, ND
Cass, ND
Jefferson, AL

[Bakersfield Uber Alles]

All in California:
Sacramento
Yolo
San Luis Obispo

Maybe:
Fresno
Alameda

I never really drank and can’t anymore.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

All in California:
Sacramento
Yolo
San Luis Obispo

Maybe:
Fresno
Alameda

I never really drank and can’t anymore.

Why?

[kwabbit]

Middlesex, MA
New York, NY
Hudson, NJ
Essex, NJ
Union, NJ
Middlesex, NJ
Mercer, NJ
Ocean, NJ
Monmouth, NJ
Washington DC
Manatee, FL
Pinellas, FL
Washtenaw, MI
Cook, IL

I think I got all of them, perhaps missing some.

[Cokeland Saxton]

Elkhart, IN
St. Joseph, IN
Scott, MO
Miller, AR
Cameron, TX
Hidalgo, TX
Bandera, TX

[morgieb]

Equivalents (as I've never been to the US):

Sydney
Bayside
Inner West
Waverley
Woollahra
Parramatta
Canterbury-Bankstown
Georges River
Sutherland
Camden
North Sydney
Willoughby
Liverpool
Blacktown
Ryde
Blue Mountains
Central Coast
Newcastle
Wollongong
Kiama
Shoalhaven
Melbourne
Port Philip

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Greater London
Essex
Sussex
Somerset

as well as the countries of Netherlands, Switzerland, Spain, Taiwan, Myanmar & New Caledonia.

[progressive85]

None.

For a woman with a mouth like a sailor on leave, who spends her nights tossing and turning with wild sexual fantasies, and has probably chalked up more Porn-and-Skinemax time than any other millennial in history, I've lived a very wholesome "Catholic boy" life.

Never been on a date.
Never had what I consider sex.
Never had a relationship.
Never drank booze.
Never did drugs.
Never smoked pot.
Still have no idea what pot looks like.
Never not held a door open for a grandmother out and about.
Never cursed in front of a child or a priest.
Went to Catholic mass (I was eating a bagel, but I cleared it with the Blessed Mother first.)
Thought once about seriously joining the priesthood myself.
Never went to a party in college.
Never went to an orgy in college.
Never went to a bathhouse, or a "spa", or a place of "ill repute".

Never been to a straight bar (been to a gay bar for Drag Queen Bingo night).
Never had a hangover (but held up my friends' hair because she had them.)
Never been with a man without the benefit of marriage (or divorce).
I've always washed down there very regularly.
Never chewed tobacco.
Never engaged in a crime (unless it was a crime of fashion).
Never hit on another person in my life.
Never asked someone for money in my life (my dad don't count lol).
Never licked anything in my life (except that pole one winter because I had just seen A Christmas Story).
Never did anything on a pole.
Never sold my body for money (who would want it anyway?)
Never did a sex tape (not because I'm against them but because I wanted to spare America from the sight of me naked).

Never had a hookup.
Never did anything bad or unholy or distasteful in the eyes of the Lord.

And, I don't know, I'm 36 and I haven't really done anything.  Is it pathetic?  Kinda.  Is it cool?  I guess because it's such a weird life.

I mean the wildest thing that's ever passed through me was Ovaltine.

[Badger]

zillions.