Update for Everyone II - Less Boring, More Whoring

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Add a 4th girl to the equation. Problem solved.

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I like how spazzy Chu is at hitting the buzzer.

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This onion article reminded me of BRTD for some reason: http://www.theonion.com/articles/nostalgic-man-can-still-remember-time-when-billboa,35511/

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I missed my check-in time at O'Hare by 3 minutes. 

You are supposed to arrive 45 minutes early and I arrived 42 minutes.

The plane has since been delayed 50 minutes.

I am now waiting in standby for a seat I lost because I was 3 minutes late at 45 minutes early for a flight that doesn't depart until 90 minutes after I arrived.

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Got a call from a couple schools, asking me to come try out for the football team. So im going to Wazzu tomorrow, and UW on Tuesday. After that im heading to Olympia, to have lunch with my State Senator, and pick up my kids. Oh and as of today im officially engaged!

You're old enough to be engaged and have kids but young enough to still be trying out for college football teams? What's going on, son?

I was sexually abused by an older girl. That gave me my son, then my daughter was born because of a fling with a ex. Also my mother gave me permission to marry her.

Interesting premise. I can see it after the Update timeslot.

Have a first season pitch on my desk by Wednesday.

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After managing to fix my sleep schedule this weekend, I found myself unable to sleep again tonight.

Maybe I hate my job.

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I didn't like my current job so I found a new one, put in my two weeks, and start on the 14th. 

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Tin House Magazine rejected my submission

Perhaps try Tin Foil Magazine?

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I was feeling sluggish at work and so I spent $.75 on a delicious Coca-Cola 12oz can. Delightful treat when sipped slowly and it has put a new spring in my step.

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California living at Oklahoma prices.

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It certainly helped the economy of Georgia, creating a climate of upward mobility which allowed industrious young Herman Cain to thrive.

FF beverage.

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Stop being into girls 400 miles away.

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I think I caught the flu... in August. I was tired all of yesterday and worked through a fever and runny nose today.

Sucks.

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lol Florida

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Congratulations on finally being something, Nathan, instead of pretending to be nothing.

Good luck to you.

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It was complete sincere.

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For the record I would never buy a Mountain Dew 12-pack or wear a Slayer shirt.

OBJECTION, your Honor. I demand this post be stricken from the record!!