Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

[memphis]

A 31 year old feels like now is his last chamce for love. WTF? People get married in their 40s, 50s, and beyond. Stop putting so much damn pressure on yourself. And don't put pressure on her either. If it works, great. If not, plenty of fish in the sea and plenty of time to go fishing.

[Joe Biden 2020]

And, with that folks, Season X is half over!

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

And, with that folks, Season X is half over!

It's all uphill from here.

[7,052,770]

Does she know you support gay marriage / voted for Obama twice?

IIRC that was one of the reasons engagement #3 didn't work out...

[Joe Biden 2020]

Does she know you support gay marriage / voted for Obama twice?

IIRC that was one of the reasons engagement #3 didn't work out...

We haven't discussed politics, yet.

[Lief 🗽]

Guys, we've been trying to get Bushie to cook human food for himself for years. It's not going to happen. They will eat all their dinners at Cracker Barrel, Braum's, McDonalds, or Subway (if they're feeling healthy that day).

[AndrewTX]

Whoa... I'm just getting caught up on this... Cracker Barrel, McDonald's, pizza, and cinnamon rolls all in one weekend.  Yikes, dude!

That's what I said when I stepped on the scale this morning...  2 1/2 pounds to the north...

Which means you're at what?

261.2

When do we get to see the scale?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Jeffison sounds like a perfect match. Marriage is already being discussed! My friends, this is why I love The Update and why I still come to this forum! We are hitting our stride once again!

[Eraserhead]

Is Bushie attracted to Allison as a person or is he just attracted to idea of marrying anyone female who is willing to marry him?

I also wonder what Allison will think about Bushie's porn habit. This is Oklahoma after all.

[Eraserhead]

A 31 year old feels like now is his last chamce for love. WTF? People get married in their 40s, 50s, and beyond. Stop putting so much damn pressure on yourself. And don't put pressure on her either. If it works, great. If not, plenty of fish in the sea and plenty of time to go fishing.

Yeah, I read that and had a good laugh. The only reason it might be Bushie's last shot is because of his poor health.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Is Bushie attracted to Allison as a person or is he just attracted to idea of marrying anyone female who is willing to marry him?

I also wonder what Allison will think about Bushie's porn habit. This is Oklahoma after all.

She likely won't approve. Most girls I have dated only like porn if they watch it with me. Otherwise, they say it's "disrespectful because I should be all the satisfaction you need." So I just never talk about it around girls

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Is Bushie attracted to Allison as a person or is he just attracted to idea of marrying anyone female who is willing to marry him?

I also wonder what Allison will think about Bushie's porn habit. This is Oklahoma after all.

I know plenty of women here in what TJ once called the 'Western Mass uber-liberal zone' who'd look more than a little askance at Bushie's porn habit.

[Mr. Morden]

Bushie, out of curiosity, who have you told about your porn habit...ever?  You've told us here, and you say you've told your parents as well.  Anyone else?

[memphis]

It's been my experience that women don't like porn, but they put up with it as long as it doesn't interfere with daily life and is hidden from view along with any evidence or reminders. Trying to find a guy who isn't into porn is like trying to find somebody whose poop doesn't stink. It's a fact of life.

[Eraserhead]

Bushie, out of curiosity, who have you told about your porn habit...ever?  You've told us here, and you say you've told your parents as well.  Anyone else?

I don't think he told his parents.

[Mr. Morden]

Bushie, out of curiosity, who have you told about your porn habit...ever?  You've told us here, and you say you've told your parents as well.  Anyone else?

I don't think he told his parents.

Notice how I said "you say you've told your parents".

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, out of curiosity, who have you told about your porn habit...ever?  You've told us here, and you say you've told your parents as well.  Anyone else?

I've told my parents, my first and second fiancée's, the forum, and my Men's meeting brothers at church.  Remember when I used to go to the men's meetings every other week or so.  I've told them.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I just talked to her on the phone for the very first time.  I won't disclose the details of the conversation, but we talked for 51 minutes and are about to continue the chat on facebook for a bit.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

And, with that folks, Season X is half over!

It's all uphill from here.

Just like his weight...

I just talked to her on the phone for the very first time.  I won't disclose the details of the conversation, but we talked for 51 minutes and are about to continue the chat on facebook for a bit.

If he doesn't disclose it to us, it's bad.  So Allison is either trying to get him to join another MLM or they had phone.... you know....

[Mr. Morden]

I just talked to her on the phone for the very first time.  I won't disclose the details of the conversation, but we talked for 51 minutes and are about to continue the chat on facebook for a bit.

If he doesn't disclose it to us, it's bad.

No, I don't think that's the case.  Bushie frequently draws these symbolic lines in the sand on privacy over innocuous things, even when it's easy for us to figure out the truth.  For example, when he said that he wasn't going tell us the flight numbers for the trip to Kenya, even though he tells us everything else.  He does that all the time, saying things like "I won't reveal X because I'm not going to tell you guys everything."  Doesn't mean the truth about X is anything nefarious.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I just talked to her on the phone for the very first time.  I won't disclose the details of the conversation, but we talked for 51 minutes and are about to continue the chat on facebook for a bit.

If he doesn't disclose it to us, it's bad.

No, I don't think that's the case.  Bushie frequently draws these symbolic lines in the sand on privacy over innocuous things, even when it's easy for us to figure out the truth.  For example, when he said that he wasn't going tell us the flight numbers for the trip to Kenya, even though he tells us everything else.  He does that all the time, saying things like "I won't reveal X because I'm not going to tell you guys everything."  Doesn't mean the truth about X is anything nefarious.

If that little creature represents my fun, then you are the angry white man who is killing it...

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Phone sex is fun. When my ex girlfriend went abroad, we had plenty of it... it takes getting used to but when you're not together, you have to do your best!

[Kitteh]

why would anyone phone sex now that there's this thing called Skype

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Just to try it. Come on, don't you like trying something new?

[Kitteh]

Just to try it. Come on, don't you like trying something new?

I'm okay with only experiencing phone sex secondhand through the poetic descriptions of the Village People