Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

[Joe Biden 2020]

We are going to chat by Facebook around 20:00 or 20:15.  She has a picnic before hand, so we'll talk around 20:00.  It's not unrealistic to call us boyfriend/girlfriend at this point.  Still a LONG way from stepping it up even more and, to be honest, we are not thinking about that right now.  Although, the lady that put us together has been talking to me about it...  I have to tell her to SLOW DOWN!!  I told my parents this evening and they are excited, because even though I can't "afford" a girlfriend right now, it never hurts to talk to them.  I may be planning a trip to Stillwater one of these days.  It's only 75 minutes from here.

Basically, I'm going to go at her speed.  I want to make her comfortable.  I will not be pushy, but when she's ready to move ahead, we'll move ahead.  When she tells me to slow down a bit, we'll slow down a bit.  I've taken three lessons on relationships in the past eight years, I should be a "pro" at this by now...

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

We are going to chat by Facebook around 20:00 or 20:15.  She has a picnic before hand, so we'll talk around 20:00.  It's not unrealistic to call us boyfriend/girlfriend at this point.  Still a LONG way from stepping it up even more and, to be honest, we are not thinking about that right now.  Although, the lady that put us together has been talking to me about it...  I have to tell her to SLOW DOWN!!  I told my parents this evening and they are excited, because even though I can't "afford" a girlfriend right now, it never hurts to talk to them.  I may be planning a trip to Stillwater one of these days.  It's only 75 minutes from here.

Basically, I'm going to go at her speed.  I want to make her comfortable.  I will not be pushy, but when she's ready to move ahead, we'll move ahead.  When she tells me to slow down a bit, we'll slow down a bit.  I've taken three lessons on relationships in the past eight years, I should be a "pro" at this by now...

There's the Bushie we know and love!

[Sopranos Republican]

Basically, I'm going to go at her speed.  I want to make her comfortable.  I will not be pushy, but when she's ready to move ahead, we'll move ahead.  When she tells me to slow down a bit, we'll slow down a bit. I've taken three lessons on relationships in the past eight years, I should be a "pro" at this by now...

And he's telling us that we're making the dialogue too risqué.

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[Lief 🗽]

I've been waiting for this moment for so long! It's finally happening!!

[Sopranos Republican]

[Paul Kemp]

It's not unrealistic to call us boyfriend/girlfriend at this point.  

Stop.

We've only talked three times, all on Facebook. 

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

And this thread continues to make us feel better about our own shortcomings. We salute you, Bushie!

[Lief 🗽]

Bushie someone you've never met face to face is not your girlfriend...

[Joe Biden 2020]

Guys, I know, I was just tickling the forum's ears...

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Guys, I know, I was just tickling the forum's ears...

Interesting euphemism for "lying."

[Paul Kemp]

Guys, I know, I was just tickling the forum's ears...

No, no you weren't.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

[Joe Biden 2020]

Scott, now that looks scary...

[Hatman 🍁]

I bet you Bushie's making this whole thing up to please us. Just as we were starting to complain about him not having a lady in his life, he gets a lady in his life? I call shenanigans!

[Joe Biden 2020]

I bet you Bushie's making this whole thing up to please us. Just as we were starting to complain about him not having a lady in his life, he gets a lady in his life? I call shenanigans!

The speed of the last few posts are shenanigan worthy, but there is a lady entering the picture and the speed that I mentioned when I first mentioned her is the accurate speed.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Scott, now that looks scary...

The truth often is...

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

apparently the position of inks is that only those employed are entitled to companionship.

Apparently WalterMitty's position is that literacy is overrated.

It's not unrealistic to call us boyfriend/girlfriend at this point. 

Stop.

We've only talked three times, all on Facebook. 

Lol... what a frakking mess.

This beats the one BRTD made.

Scott, now that looks scary...

Yeah... people who look like pedophiles do look scary generally.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Conversation with Allison is over for the night.  We're in the process of looking at the calendar for the first date.  I grew up believing the man goes to the lady for the first date.  There is no date for the date, yet, and she would have let me know tonight, but her phone was dying.  I believe it will be sometime soon!

[AndrewTX]

Hello, Jeff. Looks like we meet again. I've missed you, and your calling me a liar. I hope you're friends have been praying for me.

[Sopranos Republican]

Oh wow, this sh**t's getting real now.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Hello, Jeff. Looks like we meet again. I've missed you, and your calling me a liar. I hope you're friends have been praying for me.

Hey, buddy!  We're still friends as far as I'm concerned.

Anyway, this is the conversation that introduced Felix and Mercy and most of the Kenya story.  I found out she wants to sponsor an Ethiopian boy and adopt a Thai baby (hopefully not one of Opie's!).

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

There can only be one of two paths from here:

A. Bushie goes absolutely nowhere with the girl and this fizzles out.
B. Bushie gets engaged before the end of 2013.

There is no in between (i.e. entering a normal relationship). Take your pick, gents.

[Mr. Morden]

Anyway, this is the conversation that introduced Felix and Mercy and most of the Kenya story.  I found out she wants to sponsor an Ethiopian boy and adopt a Thai baby (hopefully not one of Opie's!).

Wait, what?  Too many pronouns here, and I get lost.  You're saying that in your conversation with Allison tonight, you mentioned your sponsor kids, and she mentioned that she wants to sponsor an Ethiopian boy and adopt(!) a Thai baby?  Was this convsersation over Facebook IM, or over the phone?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Hello, Jeff. Looks like we meet again. I've missed you, and your calling me a liar. I hope you're friends have been praying for me.

You're back!  I hope this is a permanent thing.