Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

[WalterMitty]

apparently the position of inks is that only those employed are entitled to companionship.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I did talk to her briefly last night. I won't divulge our conversation except to say she's doing well.

I'm going to try to chat with her again tomorrow evening.

One question: Do you have Snap Chat?

I've reached a stopping point today so I'm here for a few.  I've never even heard of snap chat.  I just use Facebook messenger.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Duke, I'm a little older now than I was in 2010.  I'm definitely going slow.  We're just now starting to become friends.

[King]

Duke, I'm a little older now than I was in 2010.  I'm definitely going slow.  We're just now starting to become friends.

Yeah, 28 year olds and their hormones...

[WalterMitty]

wasnt bushie rejected by a facebook friend in a previous episode?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Indeed I was, Walter.  I don't see this one going down the same path, but you never know.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Indeed I was, Walter.  I don't see this one going down the same path, but you never know.

Bushie is being coy.  I like that. It means things are moving faster than he cares to share with us.  I'm staying tuned.

[WalterMitty]

Indeed I was, Walter.  I don't see this one going down the same path, but you never know.

well that is good bushie.

so when is the first date?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Indeed I was, Walter.  I don't see this one going down the same path, but you never know.

well that is good bushie.

so when is the first date?

First date?  TBA

[Joe Biden 2020]

I had a really good day at school. It started off a little slow, but it ended up right where I wanted. I am going to start the drawings for Lesson 10 in the morning at 8:45. I have something else I have to do from 7:40-8:40. There are 5 drawings in Lesson 10, so between 8:40 and 14:15 I should get through at least 2 drawings and be started on the third. I hope to be finished with Lesson 10 by the end of the day Friday. That will put me in Lesson 11 Monday and Tuesday and should allow me to start Course 4 on Wednesday. If I can start Course 4 on Wednesday, I should be ready to start Course 5 no later than Wednesday, November 6 as it is a 120-hour (4 week course). I got a 100 on the Lesson 9 test.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/im-just-a-free-spirit-who-is-entirely-financially,33905/

[King]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/im-just-a-free-spirit-who-is-entirely-financially,33905/

No.  Bushie wasting his parents money on being a free spirit would be a step up from wasting his parents money on "loving on kids/watching 15 hours of TV a day" spirit.

[Kitteh]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/im-just-a-free-spirit-who-is-entirely-financially,33905/

No.  Bushie wasting his parents money on being a free spirit would be a step up from wasting his parents money on "loving on kids/watching 15 hours of TV a day" spirit.

[King]

Eventually every pothead gets the idea to sell weed. Entrepreneurship would be good.

[Kitteh]

Eventually every pothead gets the idea to sell weed. Entrepreneurship would be good.

This is actually a really good point. Though Oklahoma probably has some draconian mandatory minimum 30 years or something law for pot sales, but Bushie's white so he should be fine.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

It's obvious what's going on here. The lack of updates here and on Facebook only confirm bushie is getting serious with Allison. I expect an engagement announcement fairly soon. He will finally be able to adopt his children!

[Eraserhead]

Bushie, I have two important questions:

1) Does Allison believe in loving on children?

2) What does she think about your two African children?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, I have two important questions:

1) Does Allison believe in loving on children?

2) What does she think about your two African children?

1) Yes she does.

2) I haven't disclosed that, yet.  I talked to her again this evening for about 20 minutes, mainly about Big Brother.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How close are we to the first date? You seem to be taking your time this time around.

[King]

Bushie, I have two important questions:

1) Does Allison believe in loving on children?

2) What does she think about your two African children?

1) Yes she does.

2) I haven't disclosed that, yet.  I talked to her again this evening for about 20 minutes, mainly about Big Brother.

It's like you with a vagina.

Perfect match.

[Joe Biden 2020]

How close are we to the first date? You seem to be taking your time this time around.

I am taking my time.  No timetable has yet been reached.  This is only our third conversation.  Give it time, Young Skywalker!

[Lief 🗽]

Things are getting hot and heavy! This is great!

[Sopranos Republican]

Never let her go Jeff, she sounds perfect for you!

[memphis]

Do you still have an engagement ring ready in a pinch?

[Eraserhead]

Will Update regulars be receiving "Save The Date" cards in the mail? Also, will there be an open bar (please say there will be)?