Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

[Joe Biden 2020]

It is lunch time and I took LAP 4 test first thing and scored a 100 on the first try. I'm now about 40% through LAP 5.  I should be ready to take LAP 5 test before I leave tomorrow.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

How many fast food runs will there be since Mom and Dad won't be cooking for you this weekend?

Good question.  With his parents gone, this weekend would be the perfect time for him to try cooking something on his own.  But I'm guessing that watching football on TV all day will take a higher priority.

I'll probably have breakfast at home, lunch at home, pizza one night, and maybe a hamburger one night.

I'm sorry, I don't buy that for a minute.  Enjoy Mickey Dees!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How many fast food runs will there be since Mom and Dad won't be cooking for you this weekend?

Good question.  With his parents gone, this weekend would be the perfect time for him to try cooking something on his own.  But I'm guessing that watching football on TV all day will take a higher priority.

I'll probably have breakfast at home, lunch at home, pizza one night, and maybe a hamburger one night.

I'm sorry, I don't buy that for a minute.  Enjoy Mickey Dees!

I'm sure he can toast 4 slices of cinnamon toast with margarine on his own. Every other meal will consist of Mickey D's, Subway and pizza.

What kind of pizza do you normally eat, bushie? My favorite is pepperoni and jalapeño, or margarita pizza with sausage.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Will Bushie eat over or under 4,000 calories today?

[Joe Biden 2020]

I can't go out every meal as the tab runs up real quick that way.  I'll have from supper Friday through lunch Sunday by myself.  That is probably twice out.  Subway may be one of the meals which would be better than Mickey's.  We'll just have to see how it goes.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Duke, I'm a straight pepperoni guy.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Will Bushie eat over or under 4,000 calories today?

I've had 950 today and should end up in the 1,600 range, so way under 4,000.

[Lief 🗽]

How many fast food runs will there be since Mom and Dad won't be cooking for you this weekend?

Good question.  With his parents gone, this weekend would be the perfect time for him to try cooking something on his own.  But I'm guessing that watching football on TV all day will take a higher priority.

I'll probably have breakfast at home, lunch at home, pizza one night, and maybe a hamburger one night.

Well now that Bushie is admitting the "diet" is over can we stop talking about his depressing food choices?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

They weren't the best, but when you're a little short on time, you'll take whatever is closest and most convenient.

You sit around and watch TV for hours at a time.  Hobos have a more rigorous daily schedule than you do...  That excuse is so frakking lame, dude... no wonder you're morbidly obese... you can't even put enough effort into making up good excuses, let alone cooking or getting off your fat butt and exercising.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

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I'm not worried. You'd actually need to find a job, first.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

They weren't the best, but when you're a little short on time, you'll take whatever is closest and most convenient.

You sit around and watch TV for hours at a time.  Hobos have a more rigorous daily schedule than you do...  That excuse is so frakking lame, dude... no wonder you're morbidly obese... you can't even put enough effort into making up good excuses, let alone cooking or getting off your fat butt and exercising.

Bushie missing the joke was expected. This is funny.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

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I'm not worried. You'd actually need to find a job, first.

I have a question... if Bushie designed a building and then worked in that building, but someone stole his stapler, would his desire to burn down the building force him to destroy the building he designed, or would his extreme urge to burn down the building override his love for the piece of architecture that he designed?

You know, I'm guessing that as a child, Bushie saw a leprechaun that told him to burn things on a rock, but his parents probably didn't let him go into the deep end of the sandbox.

[Hatman 🍁]

Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

They weren't the best, but when you're a little short on time, you'll take whatever is closest and most convenient.

You sit around and watch TV for hours at a time.  Hobos have a more rigorous daily schedule than you do...  That excuse is so frakking lame, dude... no wonder you're morbidly obese... you can't even put enough effort into making up good excuses, let alone cooking or getting off your fat butt and exercising.

Bushie missing the joke was expected. This is funny.

To his credit, I don't think very many people got it. Either that, or it's just far too immature and lame of a joke for forumers to appreciate. (but hey, that's me for you)

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

How many fast food runs will there be since Mom and Dad won't be cooking for you this weekend?

Good question.  With his parents gone, this weekend would be the perfect time for him to try cooking something on his own.  But I'm guessing that watching football on TV all day will take a higher priority.

I'll probably have breakfast at home, lunch at home, pizza one night, and maybe a hamburger one night.

You should see if you can figure out that grill thing and make the burger yourself. Seriously. It's pretty much the simplest thing in the world to put meat over fire. Cavemen did it. You're smarter than a caveman, right?

[opebo]

Do you ever eat spicy food Bushie?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Do you ever eat spicy food Bushie?

Probably not good for his stomach, sadly.

[King]

Do you ever eat spicy food Bushie?

Bushie doesn't like flavors.

[opebo]

Do you ever eat spicy food Bushie?

Probably not good for his stomach, sadly.

Do you ever eat spicy food Bushie?

Bushie doesn't like flavors.

I don't know why it wouldn't be 'good for his stomach', but I'm thinking one reason for his overeating is is his sever boredom.  If he ate food that was different or unusual for him it might make him at least aware he was eating.

Try this, Bushie - eat the same food as now, but put huge amounts of black pepper on it.  See how much you feel like eating then.

[King]

Do you ever eat spicy food Bushie?

Probably not good for his stomach, sadly.

Do you ever eat spicy food Bushie?

Bushie doesn't like flavors.

I don't know why it wouldn't be 'good for his stomach', but I'm thinking one reason for his overeating is is his sever boredom.  If he ate food that was different or unusual for him it might make him at least aware he was eating.

Try this, Bushie - eat the same food as now, but put huge amounts of black pepper on it.  See how much you feel like eating then.

Bushie is going to take your suggestion, but instead of spices, try different brands of American cheese.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

They weren't the best, but when you're a little short on time, you'll take whatever is closest and most convenient.

You sit around and watch TV for hours at a time.  Hobos have a more rigorous daily schedule than you do...  That excuse is so frakking lame, dude... no wonder you're morbidly obese... you can't even put enough effort into making up good excuses, let alone cooking or getting off your fat butt and exercising.

I've already told you what I did last night and what I'm doing tonight, and those are not lazy excuses, they are facts.

[Joe Biden 2020]

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I'm not worried. You'd actually need to find a job, first.

I'm not worried about that.  The school will 1) either place me somewhere or 2) give me every single tool necessary to land a good job quickly.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Will you cut the grass for you dad while he's gone, or clean up the house for your mom while she's gone?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Do you ever eat spicy food Bushie?

Probably not good for his stomach, sadly.

I don't eat a lot of spicy food, mainly because I don't really care for the heat that comes from the spice.  I don't eat completely bland food, but I don't eat things that are super spicy, either.  This weekend, I probably won't do a whole lot of spice because by Friday, I will just be 5 days removed from 10-day nausea spell and don't want to cause a relapse to jeopardize Monday.

I'm going to enjoy myself this weekend, but I'm also not going to purposefully be stupid, either.  I want and need to put in a 5 day week next week, so I need to do everything I can to ensure that happens.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Will you cut the grass for you dad while he's gone, or clean up the house for your mom while she's gone?

The grass doesn't need to be cut as we haven't had rain in nearly 3 weeks, but I will probably straighten up the house a little bit for mom.  I do plan to get out there and walk JJ.  She got spayed today, so she'll still be sore tomorrow and may not feel like walking, most likely, but she should feel like walking by Friday and Saturday.  I just have to keep her from jumping and hurting herself for a few days.

[King]

RIP JJ's Ovaries