Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How was dinner? What did you all eat?

And I'm happy you're finally over being coy with us! We knew you were "undercover engaged" all along! I'm happy for you.

Thanks, Dukey!

We just went to Braum's for hamburgers and ice cream.  Why did we both drive to Guthrie which is a 45 minute drive for both of us when there is a Braum's near me and near her?  Because we wanted to!!!

This is so f**king awesome I can't even describe my excitement. This is why I continued to follow this tale for so long.

How long will your "undercover engagement" last? Are you sure you won't pop the question before April? That's a short engagement after all. It's reasonable to do it now.

You know our boy isn't waiting until April. He hates keeping secrets from his facebook dittoheads. 

The chances he waits till April are about as good as the chances I will be engaged by April, and let me tell you, that's a really low chance.

I also LOVE how their wedding is on D-Day. Very symbolic.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

How was dinner? What did you all eat?

And I'm happy you're finally over being coy with us! We knew you were "undercover engaged" all along! I'm happy for you.

Thanks, Dukey!

We just went to Braum's for hamburgers and ice cream.  Why did we both drive to Guthrie which is a 45 minute drive for both of us when there is a Braum's near me and near her?  Because we wanted to!!!

Nothing quite like that fancy-pants Braum's in Guthrie, I'm sure.

(*Waits for Inks to smash Bushie for wasting Papa/Mama Bushie's money on gas for no apparent reason.*)

No offense, but if there's one person on the planet that I have no intention of ever smashing, it's Mr. Brown.  Too much stache to smash, if you know what I mean...

[Joe Biden 2020]

She just called my kiss "sweet and soft".  I think I passed the kiss test.

[Eraserhead]

Oh damn, I just saw that caricature of Jeff and Allison that they had done at the fair. That's pretty epic!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

This is the perfect couple. They both eat burgers and ice cream like it's nothing! I am fully behind this union and pray to Jesus I am invited to the wedding.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

God Braum's looks great. I am having terrible cravings for junk food tonight and I really wish they had a place around here.

What kind of burger did you have? And ice cream? Fries? Soda? Burning eyes want to know!

[Eraserhead]

This is the perfect couple. They both eat burgers and ice cream like it's nothing! I am fully behind this union and pray to Jesus I am invited to the wedding.

Yeah, I just saw the list of food they went through at the fair! Holy crap! I think Jeff may have finally met his match!

[Eraserhead]

Okay, I gotta ask about this too. Does Allison have a pet name for you Bushie? Is the pet name "Bean"?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Oh damn, I just saw that caricature of Jeff and Allison that they had done at the fair. That's pretty epic!

Sadly I cannot see it, as our dear friend has banished my from his Facebook presence.

[Joe Biden 2020]

God Braum's looks great. I am having terrible cravings for junk food tonight and I really wish they had a place around here.

What kind of burger did you have? And ice cream? Fries? Soda? Burning eyes want to know!

I had a Double Third lb Cheeseburger w/ Mustard, Pickles, and Lettuce; Large Fries; Large Diet Dr Pepper; and vanilla frozen yogurt with M&M's.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Okay, I gotta ask about this too. Does Allison have a pet name for you Bushie? Is the pet name "Bean"?

Yes, the pet name is Bean.  I think of Mr. Bean, the British comedian played by Rowan Atkinson, but alas she has never heard of Mr. Bean.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Oh damn, I just saw that caricature of Jeff and Allison that they had done at the fair. That's pretty epic!

Sadly I cannot see it, as our dear friend has banished my from his Facebook presence.

I give my permission for someone to post it here.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

God Braum's looks great. I am having terrible cravings for junk food tonight and I really wish they had a place around here.

What kind of burger did you have? And ice cream? Fries? Soda? Burning eyes want to know!

I had a Double Third lb Cheeseburger w/ Mustard, Pickles, and Lettuce; Large Fries; Large Diet Dr Pepper; and vanilla frozen yogurt with M&M's.

Let me guess the size of the frozen yogurt... large?  Well if not, then you'd better go get some more yogurt - YOU'RE ENGAGED, MAN!  YOU NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS!

I do have one question though, when you said you were "undercover engaged", were you intentionally ripping off the title of this Lifetime episode: http://www.amazon.com/Undercover-Engagement-HD/dp/B0087YSJR2

Okay, I gotta ask about this too. Does Allison have a pet name for you Bushie? Is the pet name "Bean"?

Yes, the pet name is Bean.  I think of Mr. Bean, the British comedian played by Rowan Atkinson, but alas she has never heard of Mr. Bean.

How on earth did he know that?

[Mr. Morden]

Bushie, you should start using the screen name "BeanOK".

"How have you been?"
"I've BeanOK."

[Joe Biden 2020]

God Braum's looks great. I am having terrible cravings for junk food tonight and I really wish they had a place around here.

What kind of burger did you have? And ice cream? Fries? Soda? Burning eyes want to know!

I had a Double Third lb Cheeseburger w/ Mustard, Pickles, and Lettuce; Large Fries; Large Diet Dr Pepper; and vanilla frozen yogurt with M&M's.

Let me guess the size of the frozen yogurt... large?  Well if not, then you'd better go get some more yogurt - YOU'RE ENGAGED, MAN!  YOU NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS!

I do have one question though, when you said you were "undercover engaged", were you intentionally ripping off the title of this Lifetime episode: http://www.amazon.com/Undercover-Engagement-HD/dp/B0087YSJR2

Okay, I gotta ask about this too. Does Allison have a pet name for you Bushie? Is the pet name "Bean"?

Yes, the pet name is Bean.  I think of Mr. Bean, the British comedian played by Rowan Atkinson, but alas she has never heard of Mr. Bean.

How on earth did he know that?

The frozen yogurt was in a 16 oz. cup.  It was a large size for an ice cream, but in a small drink cup.

I have never seen that Lifetime episode.

As far as Mr. Bean, he is my family's favorite comedian alongside the Marx Brothers and Laurel and Hardy.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, you should start using the screen name "BeanOK".

"How have you been?"
"I've BeanOK."

Ha!  That's a good one.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

God Braum's looks great. I am having terrible cravings for junk food tonight and I really wish they had a place around here.

What kind of burger did you have? And ice cream? Fries? Soda? Burning eyes want to know!

I had a Double Third lb Cheeseburger w/ Mustard, Pickles, and Lettuce; Large Fries; Large Diet Dr Pepper; and vanilla frozen yogurt with M&M's.

What a meal. I think I'm going to order a Papa Johns pizza with that cookie pizza on Thursday. I can't have Braum's, but I can have the next best thing!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

God Braum's looks great. I am having terrible cravings for junk food tonight and I really wish they had a place around here.

What kind of burger did you have? And ice cream? Fries? Soda? Burning eyes want to know!

I had a Double Third lb Cheeseburger w/ Mustard, Pickles, and Lettuce; Large Fries; Large Diet Dr Pepper; and vanilla frozen yogurt with M&M's.

Let me guess the size of the frozen yogurt... large?  Well if not, then you'd better go get some more yogurt - YOU'RE ENGAGED, MAN!  YOU NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS!

I do have one question though, when you said you were "undercover engaged", were you intentionally ripping off the title of this Lifetime episode: http://www.amazon.com/Undercover-Engagement-HD/dp/B0087YSJR2

Okay, I gotta ask about this too. Does Allison have a pet name for you Bushie? Is the pet name "Bean"?

Yes, the pet name is Bean.  I think of Mr. Bean, the British comedian played by Rowan Atkinson, but alas she has never heard of Mr. Bean.

How on earth did he know that?

The frozen yogurt was in a 16 oz. cup.  It was a large size for an ice cream, but in a small drink cup.

I have never seen that Lifetime episode.

As far as Mr. Bean, he is my family's favorite comedian alongside the Marx Brothers and Laurel and Hardy.

Meh, I prefer Tim and Eric as far as comedians go.

[King]

Why did we both drive to Guthrie which is a 45 minute drive for both of us when there is a Braum's near me and near her?

But you'll be too busy to walk for 45 minutes any time in the next decade of course.

Excuse the angry comment.  Congratulations bro.

[King]

Will Allison be able to tolerate 18 consecutive hours of weekend of college football watching every Saturday? 

[Eraserhead]

God Braum's looks great. I am having terrible cravings for junk food tonight and I really wish they had a place around here.

What kind of burger did you have? And ice cream? Fries? Soda? Burning eyes want to know!

I had a Double Third lb Cheeseburger w/ Mustard, Pickles, and Lettuce; Large Fries; Large Diet Dr Pepper; and vanilla frozen yogurt with M&M's.

Let me guess the size of the frozen yogurt... large?  Well if not, then you'd better go get some more yogurt - YOU'RE ENGAGED, MAN!  YOU NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS!

I do have one question though, when you said you were "undercover engaged", were you intentionally ripping off the title of this Lifetime episode: http://www.amazon.com/Undercover-Engagement-HD/dp/B0087YSJR2

Okay, I gotta ask about this too. Does Allison have a pet name for you Bushie? Is the pet name "Bean"?

Yes, the pet name is Bean.  I think of Mr. Bean, the British comedian played by Rowan Atkinson, but alas she has never heard of Mr. Bean.

How on earth did he know that?

The frozen yogurt was in a 16 oz. cup.  It was a large size for an ice cream, but in a small drink cup.

I have never seen that Lifetime episode.

As far as Mr. Bean, he is my family's favorite comedian alongside the Marx Brothers and Laurel and Hardy.

If you're a Rowan Atkinson fan, does that mean you've watched Blackadder?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Will Allison be able to tolerate 18 consecutive hours of weekend of college football watching every Saturday? 

That will probably have to go...

[Joe Biden 2020]

God Braum's looks great. I am having terrible cravings for junk food tonight and I really wish they had a place around here.

What kind of burger did you have? And ice cream? Fries? Soda? Burning eyes want to know!

I had a Double Third lb Cheeseburger w/ Mustard, Pickles, and Lettuce; Large Fries; Large Diet Dr Pepper; and vanilla frozen yogurt with M&M's.

Let me guess the size of the frozen yogurt... large?  Well if not, then you'd better go get some more yogurt - YOU'RE ENGAGED, MAN!  YOU NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS!

I do have one question though, when you said you were "undercover engaged", were you intentionally ripping off the title of this Lifetime episode: http://www.amazon.com/Undercover-Engagement-HD/dp/B0087YSJR2

Okay, I gotta ask about this too. Does Allison have a pet name for you Bushie? Is the pet name "Bean"?

Yes, the pet name is Bean.  I think of Mr. Bean, the British comedian played by Rowan Atkinson, but alas she has never heard of Mr. Bean.

How on earth did he know that?

The frozen yogurt was in a 16 oz. cup.  It was a large size for an ice cream, but in a small drink cup.

I have never seen that Lifetime episode.

As far as Mr. Bean, he is my family's favorite comedian alongside the Marx Brothers and Laurel and Hardy.

If you're a Rowan Atkinson fan, does that mean you've watched Blackadder?

Yessir!

[Eraserhead]

God Braum's looks great. I am having terrible cravings for junk food tonight and I really wish they had a place around here.

What kind of burger did you have? And ice cream? Fries? Soda? Burning eyes want to know!

I had a Double Third lb Cheeseburger w/ Mustard, Pickles, and Lettuce; Large Fries; Large Diet Dr Pepper; and vanilla frozen yogurt with M&M's.

Let me guess the size of the frozen yogurt... large?  Well if not, then you'd better go get some more yogurt - YOU'RE ENGAGED, MAN!  YOU NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS!

I do have one question though, when you said you were "undercover engaged", were you intentionally ripping off the title of this Lifetime episode: http://www.amazon.com/Undercover-Engagement-HD/dp/B0087YSJR2

Okay, I gotta ask about this too. Does Allison have a pet name for you Bushie? Is the pet name "Bean"?

Yes, the pet name is Bean.  I think of Mr. Bean, the British comedian played by Rowan Atkinson, but alas she has never heard of Mr. Bean.

How on earth did he know that?

The frozen yogurt was in a 16 oz. cup.  It was a large size for an ice cream, but in a small drink cup.

I have never seen that Lifetime episode.

As far as Mr. Bean, he is my family's favorite comedian alongside the Marx Brothers and Laurel and Hardy.

If you're a Rowan Atkinson fan, does that mean you've watched Blackadder?

Yessir!

Impressive, Bushie. I kind of figured you would have just been a Mr. Bean guy.

[Eraserhead]

Since Bushie has given me his explicit permission to post this, allow me to present to you:

Jeff "Bean" and the soon-to-be Mrs. Jeff Bean!