Where do you see the preceding poster in ten years?

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Progressively grumpier.

[windjammer]

In a lutheran church

[Sopranos Republican]

Local politician in France, of the center-left variety I would assume.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Matt, after spending some time in his own state of Vermont, has moved to New York City--escaping the Communist purges under Chairman Sanders--to live a life of tolerance and capitalism. Once in there, he falls in with the wrong crowds. Given his Italian and Irish heritage, he gets involved with white ethnics and subsequently the mob. Converting to Roman Catholicism presided over by Bishop Timothy Dolan, Matt Scarlini--his new name in order to fit in--takes on a life of crime, operating a small but burgeoning Republican-Italian machine in the city. Soon, he wil use this clout to elect him mayor, and an age of Republican Tammany will commence.

[JerryArkansas]

I really don't know.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

After going on a soul-searching hunt for his real father at age 18, Jerry Arkansas at last receives the bloodwork back and it is confirmed, he is the son of Bill Clinton. Embarking on a globe-spanning journey to track down the elusive "Bubba", Jerry at last meets him and they have an hours-long talk in which they discuss Jerry's mother, politics, and Bill's legacy. Bill at last decides to show Jerry to Hillary, who embraces the young Republican as if he were her own. Jerry, now content having met his real father, sets off on life with a bold new direction. Emulating his father's path, he visits all the "sacred places" as a Christian would when visiting Jerusalem--the place of Bill's birth, the school where he questioned the teachers, Arkansas Boys State, and State House, and so on. Finally, at age 25, having walked the path of Bill and having replenished himself, Jerry is elected to the House of Representatives in the district his father once ran in. As of now, Jerry is a womanizing one-term moderate Republican Rep from Arkansas, known for his appeal to conservative Democrats moreso than his own Republican base as well as his strange resemblance to a man who walked these halls not so long ago...

[LastVoter]

Patron from some kind of organization, probably in the gray area of the law.

[Anti Democrat Democrat Club]

Yeah, he's probably going to be teaching.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I have no idea where he is now, let alone in 10 years.

[CatoMinor]

At a local party headquarters for the PD, Tony sits alone at his desk. To his right lies a coffee mug that hasn't seen coffee in days, whiskey is its cargo these days. It is 2:30am, just two days ago Silvio Berlusconi was announced the next Prime Minister of Italy. Released from prison months ago early for good behavior, many were claiming bribes were involved. Going into the general election, the Democratic Party seemed to have everything on their side. The polls looked good, the voters enthusiastic, and the shadow of corruption over their opponents. Despite all of this, when polls closed, it was announced that the PD would come in 3rd place behind the Pdl and M5S. Behind Tony walked up a mustachioed middle aged man who led the local party, Cristiano. Cris placed his coat over Tony's shoulders and tried to comfort him.

Tony: "...Why...why is he still running?"
Cris: "Because we must chase him."
Tony: "But we did nothing wrong..."
Cris: "He is not the PM Italy needs right now, but the one Italy deserves. We must hunt him."

A week later Cristiano walked in to the headquaters to start preparing for the next local races. He noticed that there was an empty desk where Tony used to be.

Cris: "Where is Antonio?"
Maria: "He left two days ago, renouncing his Italian citizenship. I saw him holding train a train ticket. He told me that he was moving to Marseilles. Then he put on a beret, and marched off."

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Doing something in economics, probably a little or a lot outside the mainstream of economic or financial thought.

[Warren 4 Secretary of Everything]

Working the poles.

[Maxwell]

a caveman?

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

a caveman?

Heading up the brand new Texas libertarian movement. 

[H. Ross Peron]

Being the atheist, hockey player version of Tim Tebow

[JerryArkansas]

I see him with a nice job at apple or google.

[windjammer]

Marrying with a member of Clinton's family to start a political career.

[H. Ross Peron]

Marrying with a member of Clinton's family to start a political career.

Wouldn't that be incest though?

SKIP

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Working the poles.

...what?

*skip*

[Torie]

A minister/priest.

[anvi]

Perhaps fully retired, but still quite healthy, enjoying life, traveling a lot, and still making maps and enlightening a whole new generation of 20-year olds on Atlas. 

[Anti Democrat Democrat Club]

Gallivanting around Asia as an expat, living the life of opebo minus the cheap hookers.

[anvi]

Gallivanting around Asia as an expat, living the life of opebo minus the cheap hookers.

Yay! 

SKIP

[CatoMinor]

Its now been a week since the engagement to Snowstalker. Both seem to be a in a state of perpetual bliss. The puppy love phase seems to be never ending for these two. The only issue in this almost perfect fairy tail is Snowstalker's recent journey into the depths of Republicanism. Ever since Snow first joined with Suffolk County GOP he has been going out later and later meeting with his new colleagues. Sawx is worried about Snow's new found conservatism, but in the name of love he will try to make it work, he must.

One Saturday night Snow walks in the apartment (they just moved in after Sawx got to promotion at the firm, and it has a breathtaking view of Boston.) As Snow walked into the kitchen, he heard to faint sound of sniffling. "Oh dear, I hope everything is alright" thought Snow.

Snow: "Honey, I am back from bowling with guys from the Party, everything alright on your end?"
Sawx: "Yes *wipes eyes* everything is fine sweatheart."
Snow: "Do not lie to me, I know you better than that.
Sawx: "Its just, you're not you anymore, ever since you joined the GOP. This new apartment, your new friends, none of this is us."
Snow: *grabs Sawx by the shoulders* "None of this is important. All that matters is you, is us. I will leave everything behind for you."
Sawx: "I knew you would! Lets just leave Boston and elope. Lets go to Vermont tonight and get married."
Snow: " Why Vermont?"
Sawx: "It doesn't matter where, as long as we are together, lets just go."
Snow: *wipes a tearfrom Sawx's face* "Lets."

Later that night Sawx and Snow became Husband and Husband in Montpelier VT. Snow would eventually run for office in Vermont as a Republican, with the blessing of Sawx, for Lt. Governor, losing by 8%, afterwards swearing off politics forever. Sawx has since become head pastor at a non-Denominational Christian church. They have adopted 3 children from Africa and are happily married.

[Maxwell]

Selling bags filled with barf in Sri Lanka. Bags of barf are a sign of wealth in Sri Lanka