Update Season IX - "CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD"

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

A 4:55 wake up for class at 8 is insane.

Considering Bushie's capacity for self-sabotage...

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good Thursday Morning, folks!  I had a good night's sleep for 7 hours.  I am ready for Day 4 of school, day 2 of actual CADD training.  I hope to gain even more ground today.  This evening, we are going to eat in Shawnee and then I'll come back and watch Preseason Football.  I've got a mostly relaxing weekend coming up, so I'll definitely sleep in Saturday, at least to 7:00.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I am at school ready for Day 4.  This is going to be a great day!

[memphis]

2 full bathrooms, but we only use the shower in the main bathroom.  The small bathroom tub is a make shift storage, so we've relegated it to a 1/2 bath in essence.

What do you store in the bathtub?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

They all share 1 bathroom? How miserable.

[WalterMitty]

i still dont understand why he gets up at 4am, especially considering he has a hard enough time staying awake for an entire day when he gets up at a regular hour.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

i still dont understand why he gets up at 4am, especially considering he has a hard enough time staying awake for an entire day when he gets up at a regular hour.

He'll start sleeping longer, then soon he'll start missing days.....again, quote Uncle Grumps on this...it will happen.

[King]

Hooray for self sabotage

[opebo]

2 full bathrooms, but we only use the shower in the main bathroom.  The small bathroom tub is a make shift storage, so we've relegated it to a 1/2 bath in essence.

What do you store in the bathtub?

Dude you're from Tennessee, I'm sure you know that certain social strata in the South are apt to store just about anything in a bathtub.

[King]

I could maybe understand storing things in a bathroom you don't use but they clearly need it

[Joe Biden 2020]

I know I'll catch some flack for the paragraph below, but I don't care!

It's been a very busy, but a very fun evening! I am just now home to relax. I was home earlier, but only for 30 minutes before we went back and town. Mom and Dad got a new toy for my school work - a new Windows 8 Touch Screen Desktop Computer. I will get the AutoCAD software for my home before the end of August for free, and my computer is 3 years old and starting to wear down, so it was time to get a new one. When I get the AutoCAD and 3D Maxx installed on the computer, I will be able to do many drawings and designs. It has 8GB Memory and a 2 Terabyte Hard Drive! That's HUGE!! They are trying to give me every tool I need to succeed, even if it means investing a lot of money! I will still have my laptop for casual use.

[King]

You better use this damn CAD when you're done.

[Eraserhead]

You better use this damn CAD when you're done.

Done? You think he'll finish it?

[WalterMitty]

The computer will be used for more porn than cad.

[Joe Biden 2020]

You better use this damn CAD when you're done.

Done? You think he'll finish it?

With all this investment, if I don't finish it, I'm good as dead!

[Joe Biden 2020]

The computer will be used for more porn than cad.

I'll keep my laptop around for that.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Shower is out of the way, so now I can watch the rest of the Bengals vs. Falcons preseason game and then go to bed around 2200.  Tomorrow is Friday!  We'll be eating a late lunch/early supper right after I get out of school, about 1435 at Old Chicago in Midwest City.  After we eat, I'll run back by Best Buy and pick up the computer which they are personalizing right now for me and installing Office 2013 and the virus protection.  When I bring it home tomorrow, it should be ready to use.

[Eraserhead]

Where do your parents get all of this money from to mollycoddle you with these extravagant gifts?

[Lief 🗽]

They probably have pretty staggering credit card debt.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I have a feeling they're in far worse financial straits than he knows. They spend a lot of money for people who live in a trailer.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Just because we live in a trailer doesn't mean we're dirt poor.  They are close to being debt free themselves, so they had room to get this computer.  We could live in a house, but we like being out in the country with none of the urban noise pollution.  Dad finds relief mowing, and he doesn't want to give that up.  The only place they would ever consider moving is Grandma's house when she passes.  Dad would still have a big 5 acre open lawn he could mow, the only problem is there is a major US Highway right in front of the driveway and is not in the country, so it would be a lot noisier from the traffic.  They're not dirt poor by any means.  They're not super rich, but Dad brings home a good size paycheck.  We have no car payments on any of our three cars, the land they purchased in 1981 is paid off, and a lot of their other bills are either way down or gone.  I'm the biggest bill they've got, really.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I have a feeling they're in far worse financial straits than he knows. They spend a lot of money for people who live in a trailer.

Mom and I converse about our finances all the time.  She knows my finances (save for the now cancelled porn subscriptions) and I know their finances.  We have an open communication when it comes to that.

[Mr. Morden]

Dad finds relief mowing, and he doesn't want to give that up. 

Your dad still mows the lawn?  You didn't help out with that even before you were in CAD, and had little to do all day?  What about walking the dog?  Is that mostly you, or do your parents do a substantial portion of that as well?

[King]

You better use this damn CAD when you're done.

Done? You think he'll finish it?

With all this investment, if I don't finish it, I'm good as dead!

If you don't finish, I will kill you.

[WalterMitty]

Bushie you said you told your porn addiction?