Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"

[Joe Biden 2020]

And don't you think that you should apologize to your parents and confess that you were stealing from them?

They already know.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

And don't you think that you should apologize to your parents and confess that you were stealing from them?

They already know.

When did you tell them?

[Joe Biden 2020]

And don't you think that you should apologize to your parents and confess that you were stealing from them?

They already know.

When did you tell them?

A few days ago.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

How did they react?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

And don't you think that you should apologize to your parents and confess that you were stealing from them?

They already know.

When did you tell them?

A few days ago.

What day?  And they were just cool with you keeping the PB subscription until Monday?

What exactly did you say?  What did they say?

[Joe Biden 2020]

And don't you think that you should apologize to your parents and confess that you were stealing from them?

They already know.

When did you tell them?

A few days ago.

What day?  And they were just cool with you keeping the PB subscription until Monday?

What exactly did you say?  What did they say?

It was Friday evening.  They knew I was working on it and they knew I was struggling with it.  They said as long as I cancelled it Monday with no more money involved, they were fine.

I told them I was struggling with pornography and that I had taken out a few subscriptions, but that I had cancelled most of them and was waiting until I could get some privacy before I cancelled the last one.  They agreed to that.  They were disappointed, naturally, but they understand that I am a guy and I'm going to struggle with that.  They just told me to cancel the Playboy on Monday, and not to take out any more subscriptions.  If I need a diversion, they told me to come to them and we'll go out to eat or go shopping or something.  They weren't hostile about it, though.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I don't believe that story.  You updated about the forum about your headache practically every hour to 90 minutes, yet you didn't mention something we'd been harping on you for?  That's not like you.

Be honest (and keep in mind that a few days ago, you were claiming that you didn't have a problem with compulsive lying).  Are you telling the 100% truth right now (and that means no dishonest omissions)?  If not, then that's a pretty sad problem, because you'd then be lying about lying, which would really say something about the condition you're really in.

So... if you're lying, just admit it now, because that story really doesn't fit with your usual habits.

[Keystone Phil]

Yes, if you're lying, you better tell this group of people on an Internet forum right away! They will be a lot more lenient with you if you own up to it now.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I don't believe that story.  You updated about the forum about your headache practically every hour to 90 minutes, yet you didn't mention something we'd been harping on you for?  That's not like you.

Be honest (and keep in mind that a few days ago, you were claiming that you didn't have a problem with compulsive lying).  Are you telling the 100% truth right now (and that means no dishonest omissions)?  If not, then that's a pretty sad problem, because you'd then be lying about lying, which would really say something about the condition you're really in.

So... if you're lying, just admit it now, because that story really doesn't fit with your usual habits.

No, the story is 100% accurate.  Yes, I did have a headache, but I still was able to talk to them.  The chat only took 15 minutes.  I didn't mention it on here at the time, because I wanted to let it soak in for a few days first.  I was about to post it this evening, until you asked about it.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I don't believe that story.  You updated about the forum about your headache practically every hour to 90 minutes, yet you didn't mention something we'd been harping on you for?  That's not like you.

Be honest (and keep in mind that a few days ago, you were claiming that you didn't have a problem with compulsive lying).  Are you telling the 100% truth right now (and that means no dishonest omissions)?  If not, then that's a pretty sad problem, because you'd then be lying about lying, which would really say something about the condition you're really in.

So... if you're lying, just admit it now, because that story really doesn't fit with your usual habits.

No, the story is 100% accurate.  Yes, I did have a headache, but I still was able to talk to them.  The chat only took 15 minutes.  I didn't mention it on here at the time, because I wanted to let it soak in for a few days first.  I was about to post it this evening, until you asked about it.

In that case, your parents are either really careless about their money or really naive about you.  If I found out I let my kids have money because they "needed" it, and then they blew it on whatever useless stuff, they'd be paying me back instantly and never getting money again.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I don't believe that story.  You updated about the forum about your headache practically every hour to 90 minutes, yet you didn't mention something we'd been harping on you for?  That's not like you.

Be honest (and keep in mind that a few days ago, you were claiming that you didn't have a problem with compulsive lying).  Are you telling the 100% truth right now (and that means no dishonest omissions)?  If not, then that's a pretty sad problem, because you'd then be lying about lying, which would really say something about the condition you're really in.

So... if you're lying, just admit it now, because that story really doesn't fit with your usual habits.

No, the story is 100% accurate.  Yes, I did have a headache, but I still was able to talk to them.  The chat only took 15 minutes.  I didn't mention it on here at the time, because I wanted to let it soak in for a few days first.  I was about to post it this evening, until you asked about it.

In that case, your parents are either really careless about their money or really naive about you.  If I found out I let my kids have money because they "needed" it, and then they blew it on whatever useless stuff, they'd be paying me back instantly and never getting money again.

They just have a different approach to this type of thing.

[Joe Biden 2020]

As of earlier this evening, my trip to Kenya which begins in a mere 37 days is completely paid for other than visa/baggage/spending money!  I'll get the spending money the first week of June, but other than that, the trip is paid for!

[WalterMitty]

And don't you think that you should apologize to your parents and confess that you were stealing from them?

They already know.

When did you tell them?

A few days ago.

What day?  And they were just cool with you keeping the PB subscription until Monday?

What exactly did you say?  What did they say?

It was Friday evening.  They knew I was working on it and they knew I was struggling with it.  They said as long as I cancelled it Monday with no more money involved, they were fine.

I told them I was struggling with pornography and that I had taken out a few subscriptions, but that I had cancelled most of them and was waiting until I could get some privacy before I cancelled the last one.  They agreed to that.  They were disappointed, naturally, but they understand that I am a guy and I'm going to struggle with that.  They just told me to cancel the Playboy on Monday, and not to take out any more subscriptions.  If I need a diversion, they told me to come to them and we'll go out to eat or go shopping or something.  They weren't hostile about it, though.

you should apply for work at burger king, you are excellent at creating whoppers!

[Joe Biden 2020]

And don't you think that you should apologize to your parents and confess that you were stealing from them?

They already know.

When did you tell them?

A few days ago.

What day?  And they were just cool with you keeping the PB subscription until Monday?

What exactly did you say?  What did they say?

It was Friday evening.  They knew I was working on it and they knew I was struggling with it.  They said as long as I cancelled it Monday with no more money involved, they were fine.

I told them I was struggling with pornography and that I had taken out a few subscriptions, but that I had cancelled most of them and was waiting until I could get some privacy before I cancelled the last one.  They agreed to that.  They were disappointed, naturally, but they understand that I am a guy and I'm going to struggle with that.  They just told me to cancel the Playboy on Monday, and not to take out any more subscriptions.  If I need a diversion, they told me to come to them and we'll go out to eat or go shopping or something.  They weren't hostile about it, though.

you should apply for work at burger king, you are excellent at creating whoppers!

Nice one, Walter!

[Bacon King]

wait wait wait a second something doesn't add up here

1. Bushie is around his family and doesn't want them to know about Playboy
2. Bushie tells us he's not cancelling Playboy until Monday because of this
3. Bushie tells his family about Playboy on Friday
4. Bushie still waits until Monday to cancel Playboy
5. Bushie didn't tell the forum about any of this

[Joe Biden 2020]

wait wait wait a second something doesn't add up here

1. Bushie is around his family and doesn't want them to know about Playboy
2. Bushie tells us he's not cancelling Playboy until Monday because of this
3. Bushie tells his family about Playboy on Friday
4. Bushie still waits until Monday to cancel Playboy
5. Bushie didn't tell the forum about any of this

Strange, but true.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How long until the Kenyan bubble bursts? Doesn't the country already have far more churches per capita than the US? And they are a larger percentage of Christians than in the US? It seems like the supply will soon outstrip the demand, if it is not already.

[Joe Biden 2020]

How long until the Kenyan bubble bursts? Doesn't the country already have far more churches per capita than the US? And they are a larger percentage of Christians than in the US? It seems like the supply will soon outstrip the demand, if it is not already.

Did you miss the new possibility by way of the Peace Corps?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How long until the Kenyan bubble bursts? Doesn't the country already have far more churches per capita than the US? And they are a larger percentage of Christians than in the US? It seems like the supply will soon outstrip the demand, if it is not already.

Did you miss the new possibility by way of the Peace Corps?

No, I read it. That would be good for you, but you definitely need to drop some weight before you go considering how many health problems you have at the moment. You don't want to be in a jungle somewhere and have a headache or heart attack!

[Mr. Morden]

Bushie, you should take some kind of video recording device with you on to Kenya, then film everything and record a commentary track.  Put it up on Youtube, and become an internet sensation.  You're a master storyteller, so I'm sure it would generate interest.  Maybe even get a reality TV show deal out of it.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How did your sermon go?

[LastVoter]

wait wait wait a second something doesn't add up here

1. Bushie is around his family and doesn't want them to know about Playboy
2. Bushie tells us he's not cancelling Playboy until Monday because of this
3. Bushie tells his family about Playboy on Friday
4. Bushie still waits until Monday to cancel Playboy
5. Bushie didn't tell the forum about any of this

Strange, but true.

So which point is not true then? Actually you can select multiple points.

[Joe Biden 2020]

How did your sermon go?

Since I'm only the Associate Pastor, I don't preach until next Sunday night.  He has a guest coming in Sunday Morning.  I am also starting a Wednesday evening series starting on May 22.  I will preach the mornings of June 2 and July 7.

[Joe Biden 2020]

How long until the Kenyan bubble bursts? Doesn't the country already have far more churches per capita than the US? And they are a larger percentage of Christians than in the US? It seems like the supply will soon outstrip the demand, if it is not already.

Did you miss the new possibility by way of the Peace Corps?

No, I read it. That would be good for you, but you definitely need to drop some weight before you go considering how many health problems you have at the moment. You don't want to be in a jungle somewhere and have a headache or heart attack!

I think it would be a great way to get indoctrinated into overseas lifestyle.  Also, it may or may not be Kenya.  It could be anywhere in the world.  I would prefer Kenya, but I will leave myself available for the entire world.  They are not going to send me into a situation that is not safe, so I don't have to worry about being thrown right in the middle of Afghanistan or Rwanda or North Korea, etc.  Right now, I'm just trying to think of the timing of such an endeavor.  Methinks I want to at least get my CAD certificate before I apply.

[Bacon King]

wait wait wait a second something doesn't add up here

1. Bushie is around his family and doesn't want them to know about Playboy
2. Bushie tells us he's not cancelling Playboy until Monday because of this
3. Bushie tells his family about Playboy on Friday
4. Bushie still waits until Monday to cancel Playboy
5. Bushie didn't tell the forum about any of this

Strange, but true.