Office of Chairman TNF: Red Army takes NM, UT, ID, AZ

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Considering that the opponent has openly declared war on socialism: ENDORSED

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THese responses have made me go gay for TNF.

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THis thread: tl;dr

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As James from Rocket Power used to say "Tisk tisk tisk!"

Anybody who opposes the Senator will have to deal with the full weight of the Workingman's Paper.  You can rest assured of that.

And believe me, it ain't gonna be pretty.

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Official seal of the Office of the President Pro Tempore of the Senate

SENATE DIRECTIVE NO. 2
Regulations concerning the Senate cafeteria
President Pro Tempore of the Senate and Regional Senator TNF of the Midwest

The Senate cafeteria shall henceforth only procure materials from worker owned and managed cooperatives. In cases where a worker owned or managed cooperative does not produce materials needed by the Senate cafeteria, the procurement of materials must be from a company that uses union labor.

All renovations to the Senate cafeteria, or to any part of the Senate chambers, shall henceforth be made with union labor.

The Senate cafeteria shall henceforth not employ managers except those chosen by the workers of the Senate cafeteria themselves by secret ballot. The workers shall manage the cafeteria themselves, set working hours, and determine their roles at work by democratic means from this point forward.

Seems to me a good time for some good ol' fashion union bustin'.

Hey, you're not a Senator, so perhaps you shouldn't tell the Senate how to manage its employees.

Forced unionization is immoral dude. Sounds like someone needs to read Hayek and Mises.

What chapter and verse is that in the NIV version?

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You have not brought down the Federal Marriage Amendment. It is very well alive.

Why do you hate region rights?

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I will be seeking the Chairmanship of the Labor Party at the next Labor Party convention, presuming of course that current Chairman Adam Griffin is not seeking another term at the helm. I will explain my reasons for doing so and outline a platform on which I will be seeking that office later today.

I fully support this decision and beg the Senator to proceed regardless of other factors.

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This is much belayed, but the Workingmen obviously support the Senator for his re-election.  There is not greater ally in our fight to destroy the landed interests than the former PPT.

-Mechaman