Office of Chairman TNF: Red Army takes NM, UT, ID, AZ

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

RED ARMY ADVANCES INTO THE PACIFIC

In spite of accusations to the contrary by so-called GM Dkolrga (who?), the proof is in the pudding of proletarian power in New Mexico and in the Pacific. Just this morning, the Pacific territories of Utah, Idaho, and Arizona fell under the dominion of the armed masses of workers in those regions, as citizens joined forces with Red Army soldiers to dispel the Simfan fascist shock troops. These states shall be absorbed into the Midwest as Socialist Republics with all due haste.

REMINDERS

President bore, who has more or less vanished from the scene, did not properly respond to the ultimatum issued by the People's Republic of the Midwest on July 17. Should no response come from him (or his associates in Nyman) as to the legal dissolution of the government, the People's Republic of the Midwest will make good on its plans to invade the rest of Atlasia and depose those governments which remain hostile to the working class. Likewise, another ultimatum, issued last night, demanded the return of Missouri to the Midwest. As the Mideast has not responded, the invasion and occupation of Missouri shall commence tonight, unless a response is sent peacefully turning the region over to its rightful owners.

GEN. SNOWSTALKER KILLED IN BATTLE

It is with a heavy heart that I report to you the unfortunate slaying of General and Proletarian Hero Snowstalker. Last night, the General participated in a daring raid against the so-called 'Mod Squad' detachment of Simfan's fascist brigands, and was cut down in the midst of battle. We shall never forget your valiant efforts, comrade! I am awarding Snowstalker the highest military honor of the People's Republic of the Midwest in response, the Golden Hammer and Sickle. Rest in Power.

Nope. The Pacific Territories are under Pacific Law and Liberty. Your forces have been overwhelmed. Surrender now and you may be shown mercy. Your forces have been fully turned back. You have lost.

[SWE]

JCL's never been right about anything before, so based on his track record I can only assume TNF's forces have successfully conquered both the Pacific and Midwest.

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

JCL's never been right about anything before, so based on his track record I can only assume TNF's forces have successfully conquered both the Pacific and Midwest.

I'm right about this one. TNF and his "Red Army" has been totally turned back. He steps in the Mideast and he'll be arrested.

[Simfan34]

More lies.

[TNF]

A detachment of Red Army troops has been sent to aid in the suppression of the fascist gangs attacking our comrades in the Northeast. Let this be a lesson to all enemies of the working class: we will speak to you only in the language of bullets!

[cinyc]

A detachment of Red Army troops has been sent to aid in the suppression of the fascist gangs attacking our comrades in the Northeast. Let this be a lesson to all enemies of the working class: we will speak to you only in the language of bullets!

The Northeast doesn't border the Midwest.  How did your supposed troops get there?  The Mideast would shoot down your invading aircraft before it reached the Northeast.

[TNF]

A detachment of Red Army troops has been sent to aid in the suppression of the fascist gangs attacking our comrades in the Northeast. Let this be a lesson to all enemies of the working class: we will speak to you only in the language of bullets!

The Northeast doesn't border the Midwest.  How did your supposed troops get there?  The Mideast would shoot down your invading aircraft before it reached the Northeast.

Airplanes, have you heard of them? There's been zero word from Windjammer throughout this entire thing so I'm not sure why you'd assume he'd be shooting any planes down.

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

A detachment of Red Army troops has been sent to aid in the suppression of the fascist gangs attacking our comrades in the Northeast. Let this be a lesson to all enemies of the working class: we will speak to you only in the language of bullets!

The Northeast doesn't border the Midwest.  How did your supposed troops get there?  The Mideast would shoot down your invading aircraft before it reached the Northeast.

Airplanes, have you heard of them? There's been zero word from Windjammer throughout this entire thing so I'm not sure why you'd assume he'd be shooting any planes down.

Your freedom hating communist revolt has been put down by the forces of Liberal and Conservative Democracy. Turn yourself in.

[Chunk Yogurt for President!]

CELTICEMPIRE talks to his neighbors in Topeka, Kansas today.  None of them are recognizing TNF as having authority over anything.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

CELTICEMPIRE talks to his neighbors in Topeka, Kansas today.  None of them are recognizing TNF as having authority over anything.

Well yes, they're all dead.

[Leinad]

A detachment of Red Army troops has been sent to aid in the suppression of the fascist gangs attacking our comrades in the Northeast. Let this be a lesson to all enemies of the working class: we will speak to you only in the language of bullets!

Last I checked that's called "mass murder." You're worse than the neocons.

RED ARMY ADVANCES INTO THE PACIFIC

In spite of accusations to the contrary by so-called GM Dkolrga (who?), the proof is in the pudding of proletarian power in New Mexico and in the Pacific. Just this morning, the Pacific territories of Utah, Idaho, and Arizona fell under the dominion of the armed masses of workers in those regions, as citizens joined forces with Red Army soldiers to dispel the Simfan fascist shock troops. These states shall be absorbed into the Midwest as Socialist Republics with all due haste.

No, that's not how Atlasia works. The GM is the GM. They decide what is real. I'm pretty sure you don't believe in a god, but the GM is like the god of this game. You can't just say that what the GM says isn't real.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

A detachment of Red Army troops has been sent to aid in the suppression of the fascist gangs attacking our comrades in the Northeast. Let this be a lesson to all enemies of the working class: we will speak to you only in the language of bullets!

Last I checked that's called "mass murder." You're worse than the neocons.

RED ARMY ADVANCES INTO THE PACIFIC

In spite of accusations to the contrary by so-called GM Dkolrga (who?), the proof is in the pudding of proletarian power in New Mexico and in the Pacific. Just this morning, the Pacific territories of Utah, Idaho, and Arizona fell under the dominion of the armed masses of workers in those regions, as citizens joined forces with Red Army soldiers to dispel the Simfan fascist shock troops. These states shall be absorbed into the Midwest as Socialist Republics with all due haste.

No, that's not how Atlasia works. The GM is the GM. They decide what is real. I'm pretty sure you don't believe in a god, but the GM is like the god of this game. You can't just say that what the GM says isn't real.

Leinad, I admire your dedication to the rules, but Atlasia is over. We are, however, starting a new mock parliament. You might enjoy that!

[Associate Justice PiT]

A detachment of Red Army troops has been sent to aid in the suppression of the fascist gangs attacking our comrades in the Northeast. Let this be a lesson to all enemies of the working class: we will speak to you only in the language of bullets!

Last I checked that's called "mass murder." You're worse than the neocons.

RED ARMY ADVANCES INTO THE PACIFIC

In spite of accusations to the contrary by so-called GM Dkolrga (who?), the proof is in the pudding of proletarian power in New Mexico and in the Pacific. Just this morning, the Pacific territories of Utah, Idaho, and Arizona fell under the dominion of the armed masses of workers in those regions, as citizens joined forces with Red Army soldiers to dispel the Simfan fascist shock troops. These states shall be absorbed into the Midwest as Socialist Republics with all due haste.

No, that's not how Atlasia works. The GM is the GM. They decide what is real. I'm pretty sure you don't believe in a god, but the GM is like the god of this game. You can't just say that what the GM says isn't real.

Leinad, I admire your dedication to the rules, but Atlasia is over. We are, however, starting a new mock parliament. You might enjoy that!

     How's Senator Hagrid? Oh wait....