Rural 'Murica.
Actually, I was wondering if this was a joke or someone was trying their hand at seedy pulp fiction, because the whole thing is written tongue-in-cheek, but I guess not. You can't beat this:
Melissa Lee Williams, unable to handle the mutual rejection, stood up and grabbed the butcher knife. She then bellowed:
Somebody is going to eat my p*ssy or I’m going to cut your --ing throat.
Despite their intoxicated state the two males knew of Lee Williams' propensity for violence, and correctly called law enforcement to intervene.?!?! Ya don't say!
This town's wiki page lists as notable residents a Baseball pro, an 1890s Congressman, and two Miss West Virginias. Just saying.
If that picture is accurate, safe to say she wasn't one?
"Somebody is going to eat my p*ssy or I’m going to cut your ing throat."
Really more apropos than E pluribus Unum or In God We Trust, n'est-ce pas?
LOL! I guess so.
