The Onion gets a little too close to reality once again

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Mother Who Forgot To Pay 29-Year-Old Son's Phone Bill Reminded To Really Be Careful About That

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oh I missed the Big Ben one, off to find that now


....

ouch

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I like a good Big Ben joke and that was ok, but it was awfully.....<ahem>....hard.

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Man Has Alarming Level Of Pride In Institution That Left Him $50,000 In Debt, Inadequately Prepared For Job Market

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Man Has Alarming Level Of Pride In Institution That Left Him $50,000 In Debt, Inadequately Prepared For Job Market

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WTF is a communications degree anyway? I hear a lot of people getting it and at this point it just shouts "useless, space filling major", that allows one to avoid work. Sounds like a joke.

University professors, marketing researchers, media editors and designers, journalists, advertising executives, actors, human resources managers, corporate trainers, public relations practitioners, and media managers and consultants. You'll see it as communication, communication studies, speech communication, rhetorical studies, communication sciences, media studies, communication arts, mass communication, media ecology, and communication and media science.

I'm going to make two assumptions....
A.most people with a communication degree aint doing any of those
2.most people with those jobs probably have a different degree or no degree at all


and as always, I'd be more than happy to be shown I'm wrong.

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I swear I'm not aiming these at you.


(if the next one I post is making fun of Memphis (the city) I'm in a lot of trouble)

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Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities

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Area Man Outraged His Private Information Being Collected By Someone Other Than Advertisers

Guy Typing In All Caps Supports Edward Snowden


Terrorist Living In U.S. Gets Why NSA Spying Such A Complicated Issue

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Kidnapped Teen Freed, Though Freedom Is Its Own Kind Of Prison, Is It Not?

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