Office of Northeast Governor Scott

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Welcome.

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To show you around the 'ole mansion-


Exterior


Bedroom


Living Room


Guest Bedroom (nicknamed the 'Napoleon Room')


Dining Room


Kitchen


Underground Library


Private Study


Cabinet Room

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Executive Order #1

I hereby appoint Averroës Nix to the vacant Northeast Regional Senate seat.

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Executive Order #2

I hereby appoint bore to head the Department of the Treasury.

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Could I crash at the mansion for tonight?! The Second Lady got angry at me for my snide comment directed at my mother in law. How was I supposed to know she was Jewish?! Anyway, she kicked me out, so I think it's cost efficient to go across the country to sleep at someones house.

Take a right... you will find the Napoleon Room.

[Simfan34]

That's some serious spatial distortion going on in that house of your, Scott...

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That's some serious spatial distortion going on in that house of your, Scott...

I'm not an architect.

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Executive Order #3

In accordance with the NE Budget and Tax Committee Resolution, the Assembly shall determine members of the Northeast Budget and Tax Committee upon selection of the Assembly Speaker.

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State of Emergency

Due to the severe weather conditions predicted to affect the Region, specifically the National Weather Service issuance of forecasts indicating that all or part of the Northeast will be directly affected by a combined tropical and winter super storm, including torrential rainfall, strong winds, and potential coastal and inland flooding over a prolonged period of time; I am hereby proclaiming a state of civil preparedness emergency and request all necessary resources and support from the Federal government.  In addition, all regional work hour requirements are temporarily suspended until no earlier than November 14th, 2012.

All Northeast citizens are called on to take necessary action for the safety of themselves and their families.

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Better erect those massive coast-walls we've been building!

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I have decided to veto the Year Round School Act of 2012 and not let it move forward to a ballot referendum.  Before coming to this final decision, I once again reviewed the pros and cons of implementing this policy.  While there is apparently no consensus on the effects of year-round schooling, I concluded that our region will be better off in the long run if we direct our efforts and resources to alternative means of reforming our education system.  I hope to work with Representative Simfan34 and others to achieve common ground on this vital issue.

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I apologize for my inactivity for the past week.  Sandy knocked out the power for myself and most of the town, but we're steadily comin' back!

With Representatives Barnes and Simfan34 present, I sign with great enthusiasm:

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[Barnes]

Quite happy to know you made it through the storm, Governor. We were just starting to get worried.

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Thanks, Barnes.  I hope everyone else who was affected made it through all right.


I have decided to veto the Securing Teacher Excellence Act of 2012.  The wording of this legislation is, I believe, too unspecific, as I am against teacher evaluations for the reason that it could potentially lead to abuse.  I have also reviewed former Representative Bore's information and concluded that requiring a higher education level for teachers simply will not fix the many problems with our schools.

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Executive Order #4

I am declaring a special election to fill the Assembly vacancy that Senator-elect Simfan34 has created.  The election will be held on Friday, November 16th.

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Executive Order #5

I hereby appoint sirnick to the vacant Assembly seat.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Executive Order #4

I am declaring a special election to fill the Assembly vacancy that Senator-elect Simfan34 has created.  The election will be held on Friday, November 16th.

Executive Order #5

I hereby appoint sirnick to the vacant Assembly seat.

Which one?

[Goldwater]

Executive Order #4

I am declaring a special election to fill the Assembly vacancy that Senator-elect Simfan34 has created.  The election will be held on Friday, November 16th.

Executive Order #5

I hereby appoint sirnick to the vacant Assembly seat.

Which one?

Both, Nick will temporarily fill the vacant seat until the election.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Greetings, Governor Scott. The South has recently passed a bill to lobby Dave Leip to create a board for our own region, where we may engage in our own business without confusion and lost threads. I encourage you to consider joining us in our quest for a doctrine of one region, one board. Thank you in advance for your consideration.

     Sincerely, Emperor PiT.

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Thank you, Emperor PiT.  That is definitely an interesting proposal, and it is one I will consider and take up with the Assembly in the near future.

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Executive Order #6

Due to budgetary concerns, spending on the Northeast Children's Food and Words Program will be frozen indefinitely.

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The Northeast Region will be saving funds for the program in the near future.  Fortunately, most of the money is still left for the food... just not for the words.

[Barnes]

Query, Governor:

Will the "Gubernatorial Special Elections Amendment" be included on this weekend's ballot, or on the December ballot?  The constitution states that legislation approved before 12:00:00 am on the second Saturday in a month is included on that month's ballot.  The amendment was approved several hours later that day.  I suppose then, it would go on the December ballot?

Just wanted to get your opinion on this.