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  Days of Bushie's Life (Update Thread v4) (search mode)
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Keystone Phil
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« on: January 01, 2013, 08:29:02 pm »

It really takes your computer 30 minutes to start up after shut down over the weekend?  How on earth could you use it to provide tech support if it's that slow?

He's from Oklahoma so you never know!
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2013, 08:33:03 pm »

Also, my dear friend, aren't you trying to lose weight? Why the hell would you have a soda/"pop" in the morning? Come on. And don't you dare give me the "It's a Diet Dr. Pepper" nonsense.
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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2013, 09:20:27 pm »

I'm just going to act like that whole incest scare didn't happen from here on.
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2013, 09:45:12 am »

If he ended up in NYC, I'd up my subscription again.
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2013, 05:27:42 pm »

Bushie Takes Brooklyn - COMING THIS SUMMER
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2013, 09:20:13 pm »


Things should settle back down pretty quickly.  March 1 is just another day on the calendar now.

Wrong. Napoli vs. Juventus.
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2013, 09:31:19 pm »


Things should settle back down pretty quickly.  March 1 is just another day on the calendar now.

Wrong. Napoli vs. Juventus.

More important than that, though, March 1 is the eve of my son's 9th birthday.  Felix will be 9 years old on March 2.  (14:00 3/1/2013 in Utah).

Yeah, let's go back down that road again. "Your" kids. Kenya.
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2013, 09:50:34 pm »

Ok, I'm starting to get it...I think: Inks is the supreme asshole in the story that beats up on BushOK so we all like the latter more.

I never said that. 

Ok. I did though.
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2013, 10:13:37 pm »

BushOK cites Kenyan Law. First time this has been done since Specter's vote during the Clinton Impeachment trial.
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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2013, 10:20:14 pm »

Changing the subject just a bit, as of this morning I am at 265.0 lbs.  I've finally been able to start coming down again.  Its not much, and not where I want to be, and probably just water weight, but it does feel good.  I took a look at my stomach this morning, and I was probably imagining things, but I didn't look quite as big.  I know that's looking through rosy glasses as 2 pounds doesn't change anything in the belly, especially when you're talking the north side of 250.

Of course, as you can probably see on facebook, I celebrated my new assignment with an Oreo blizzard from Dairy Queen, so I can probably count on a half pound gain by morning.

I love this guy. I really, really do. Great guy, even better troll.

Starts the post talking about his weight loss. Ends it by mentioning how he celebrated whatever happened at work with a totally unhealthy sundae.
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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2013, 01:53:56 pm »

Do we know yet if our boy was part of some Internet girlfriend "hoax?" Sorry if I'm jumping ahead in the episodes but I think we should get on top of this.
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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2013, 06:14:48 pm »

Do we know yet if our boy was part of some Internet girlfriend "hoax?" Sorry if I'm jumping ahead in the episodes but I think we should get on top of this.

And you criticize me for what I said?  At least my advice was helpful, although critical... You're just mocking the guy.

Stay classy.

I'm joking with him. Jeff and I get along very well. You, on the other hand, are just being douchey but pretending you're giving him tough love.
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« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2013, 08:28:40 pm »

Jeff, you're a great American...and a hell of a bowler!
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« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2013, 05:20:19 pm »

"Short of a death threat*..."

*This does not apply to moderators that are posting multiple threats on other boards. Just to be clear, folks.
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« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2013, 05:53:37 pm »

Inks has always been...uniquely difficult...but he's been taking it to a new extreme recently. I'm seriously wondering if there's something wrong.
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« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2013, 03:02:08 pm »

I never thought I'd see the day but BushOK stated in a Facebook status update that he stayed up too late playing Monopoloy so he couldn't make it to church this morning.

Gambling and missing church? Where did our boy go wrong? Sad
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« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2013, 03:11:51 pm »

This could really bring BushOK down. And, like Nixon, it would be thanks to his own recording device.
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« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2013, 03:21:56 pm »

This is why I almost always go to Saturday evening mass: I never know when a crazy game of computer Monopoly can go until 3 AM Sunday morning!
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« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2013, 03:25:09 pm »

What type of church only has mass in the morning?

Probably not one that Bushie would go to even if he didn't stay up late, since he's not Catholic and doesn't attend mass.

Tons of Catholic Churches have mass at six on Sunday, or late the day before me.

Correct. We are the convenient church. But let's not stray from the subject. BushOK can't dodge this one.
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« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2013, 03:35:40 pm »

What type of church only has mass in the morning?

Probably not one that Bushie would go to even if he didn't stay up late, since he's not Catholic and doesn't attend mass.

Tons of Catholic Churches have mass at six on Sunday, or late the day before me.

Correct. We are the convenient church. But let's not stray from the subject. BushOK can't dodge this one.

Considering I am not going to church until six today, meaning that I will probably be at least slightly buzzed when I do so, you are not "the" convenient church.

Shut up. Seriously, shut up. You have eighteen other threads to go on whining about the Catholc Church. Don't take it here, too.
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« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2013, 03:45:26 pm »

Well, his status said "computer Monopoloy" but can we take his word after this betrayal of trust?
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« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2013, 04:06:24 pm »

You think this is a joke, friend? When was the last time you missed church?
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« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2013, 04:13:20 pm »

Half of an airplane cup of wine got him buzzed. Jesus H. Christ.
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« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2013, 08:06:44 pm »

No, no, Duke. See, Bushie realizes that. That's exactly why he posted it the way he did. Now everyone will rush in, tell him not to push it and he'll respond that he has up-ed his routine! It's brilliant. Let me get the popcorn.
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